This CPR is boring. Oh merciful God in the Heavens, this man is boring. Stones weep, he's so boring.

-- Will (it@ever.end), June 29, 2000

Answers

HERE, this should give you a thrilling experience:

LINK

http://forums.cosmoaccess.net/forum/y2k/

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), June 29, 2000.

But remember, he was totally right about Y2k and you were totally wrong. You must never forget this fact (and if he has anything to say about it, you never will)...

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), June 29, 2000.

Hold on there, Will.

Aren't we forgetting the many delightful instances of unintentional humor?

-- Connoisseur (of@the.absurd), June 29, 2000.

"stones weep". That's good.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), June 29, 2000.

Will,

He's enjoying himself as are we all.

Difference is he does it w/o others.

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), June 29, 2000.

CPR = excrement oozing from my bunghole during periods of diarrhea

-- Rush Limbaugh (big.fat.ass@burrito-eating.pig), June 29, 2000.