The liberal pussy-wusses are already crapping their pants and foaming at the mouth about Mel Gibson's "The Patriot" -- a new movie opening this Friday (2000-06-30).

Gibson plays a revolutionary (rebel) circa 1776 (American revolutionary war of independence from Britain, for the historically challenged). He actually gives guns (rifles) -- HORRORS! -- to his CHILDREN who are ONLY 10 and 14 YEARS OLD.

Then they all go out together into the woods and find and SHOOT some ESTABLISHMENT PIGS ("Redcoats"/British troops).

Hey, I'm CREAMING my pants!

-- A (A@AisA.com), June 28, 2000

Answers

Wow, you sure are a tough guy!

If they are crapping their pants, and you are creaming yours, I guess you're BOTH going to need clean underwear.

I'm a liberal who doesn't have any problem with shooting establishment pigs. After all, the establishment pigs are all conservative redneck capitalist pigs like yourself. ;-)

Do you have any proof that these "wussies" are complaining, or are you just acting like a Sleazy Boarder?

-- (liberals.kick@conservative.ass), June 28, 2000.

"A" are you a man?

Pussy is a term used like "Boys" for black men.

I am not a man.

Many females agree with you about patriotism. Wake up..!!

Grammer, spelling? I am the happiest person I know.

And I do mean Know.

Yes Flint, my husband is happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- -- -- (ants@kicker.com), June 28, 2000.

Opps!!

I am under the influence of something.

Sorry.

-- -- -- (ants@kicker.com), June 28, 2000.

I am so pissed off at some of you.

Anita, you sit on a fence greater than ANYONE. You don't chuck a stone, you incite others to do it for you.

And your cute? Do you realilze what that means.!?

NOTHING!

Yes I know I hit you square in the nose.

And I MISSED!!!

Bring it on? Is that the correct??

Whatever that is to mean.

I

-- -- -- (ants@kicker.com), June 28, 2000.

Anita,

Sorry!

What part of my wanton self do you need?

Your still here!!!!!!

-- -- -- (ants@kicker.com), June 28, 2000.

Anita! I don't want to think as myself as pushie, but.......

God Lord girl,..

YOU PUSH!!!

But then you only ask quesrions????

Do you really want an ansure????????????????????????????

-- -- -- (ant@kicker.com), June 28, 2000.

You always did know how to sweet talk 'em, A.

-- aqua (aqu@fin.a), June 28, 2000.

A, you do have a way with words. And when you've been in my corner, back on old Time Bomb discussing population control with the no-brain, holier-than-thou crowd, I have been grateful. Your acerbic, cut-to-the-quick words were appreciated then, and they still are now.

But.....where you err, is assuming everything is black or white. I too am a flaming liberal, just like liberals.kick@conservative.ass, but I too have no problems with "shooting establishment pigs," but only with buckshot or salt, aimed at the seat of their fat-assed pants.

Kicker is right. Corporations, the conservatives, rule the world and they are the establishment in the U.S. Laws are carefully crafted to aid and serve the corporate entity, while appearing to provide more *good* jobs for the conservative sheeple. The sheeple are easily pacified by Big Macs, Big Cars, Big Movies, Big Boats, Big ATVs, SUVs and Big Booze. We have the finest conservatives in congress that money (corporations) can buy.

About Anita--a great girl--after all, I offered to adopt her, but sometimes a pacifist or diplomat gets almost toooo nice. But we need those sometimes. However I have a friend just like Anita--always seeing the other point of view, smart, pleasant, etc., but she's on Prozac.

Thanks for starting an interesting thread to liven things up. This forum has been boring as hell, in the doldrums, becalmed.......etc.,

-- gilda (jess@listbot.com), June 28, 2000.

"ant"

Are you OK?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), June 28, 2000.

How is it that my name came up in this thread? Is there ANOTHER Anita posting on this forum?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), June 28, 2000.

Anita--

I wondered that myself. Do you know this ant-kicker person? Sounds like she got some of the ants got in her pants. As far as I am concerned, this forum could use a few dozen more Anitas.

Too bad everyone in Dallas is not as congenial as you. (cpr, call your office)

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), June 28, 2000.

ant-kicker is LL. Back from her "sessions". Unfortunately the solution is not sticking very well and full-out spamming is ahead per past history.

-- Nut Detector (likethisis@mystery.here), June 28, 2000.

seem,s like some ant,s got stirred up! WUBBA-WUBBA!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 28, 2000.

Hello Gilda -- Yes, out of nostalgia, I do like to come out and kick over an ant-hill every now and then. :-)

-- A (A@AisA.com), June 28, 2000.

Yep. Anthill kicker spells just like our old friend Manny. When Manny said he was "born again", he didn't tell us it was as a woman. The smart money still says Manny=LL, who never liked Anita.

-- Look Out (here comes@the.spam), June 28, 2000.

LL and CEEPER should get married, a perfect match! But which one would kill the other one first?

-- Hawk (flyin@hi.again), June 29, 2000.

Anita!!!!!!!!!!!

Confusion?? I expect better of you.

-- -- -- (ants@kicker.com), June 29, 2000.

AndyBoy has discovered the wonders of JavaScript. There is a JavaScript above his name in previous post. You can see what it is by looking at the code in Netscape with "View | Page Source".

/////////

<script LANGUAGE="JavaScript">

alert("Urgent message from Andy Boy \n GET A LIFE!")

</script>

///////// Looks like HE needs to get a life.

BTW -- All the more reason to not enable cookies, JavaScript, and Java, and to boycott sites, letting them know of your boycott, that needlessly (from YOUR point of view) require those functions to be enabled to visit their sites.

-- A (A@AisA.com), June 29, 2000.

bold off, dammit.

-- A (A@AisA.com), June 29, 2000.

For once I agree with A. I have found the same JavaScript alert window trick on several threads already. Really neat trick, pal, but there is a reason most web designers don't use it -- it gets old fast.

-- aqua (aqu@fin.a), June 30, 2000.

A jilted suitor misappropriated my name and email address some weeks ago. As if the literate habituees of this illustrious forum cannot detect the original, and always erudite, moi!

Much to my disappointment, my paramour, Andy Ray (*swoon*), has been deceived by the knave. I've labored so long to instruct Andy Ray in Strunk's Elements of Style during our private sessions that I am chagrined by his failure to progress.

I regret that my passion for Andy Ray has been somewhat diminished by this evidence of unremarkable intellect, and my eye begins to stray. Perhaps I shall abandon the field to Java Script Boy, who may, after all, be more compatible with the cognitively impaired Andy Ray. Pity. Andy Ray is such a pretty boy.

Wistful Regards,
Andy Boy (TM)

-- Andy Boy (andyboy666@hotmale.com), June 30, 2000.