HUGE news for the Lovely Ms. Monica Lewinski:

LINK

http://www.msnbc.com/news/425843.asp

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), June 27, 2000

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I feel positive that cpr is right about this. I mean, it may not look that way at first, because the news item at the other end of the link is about cigars and not about Monica Lewinski at all as far as I can make out. (BTW, did cpr spell her last name correctly? I suppose he must have.)

Anyway, getting back on the subject of cpr being right about Y2K, can there be any doubt that cpr is as right today about Y2K as he has ever been, maybe even a bit more right than he was, say, in 1999? Which, when you come to think of it, puts him on a projected trend line to be righter and righter about Y2K as time passes! Can any of the rest of us say that? No. Especially not me.

So, I feel the thing he said about Monica just has to be right in spite of how it might look at first glance. Anyone that right about Y2K is always going to be righter than a bunch of dumbass doomers, even a whole bunch of them put together, like 20 or so.

You can count on it. cpr is smarter (and righter) than 20 dumb asses combined! It's like the law, you know.

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), June 27, 2000.

Brian, I love you man! Keep it up! I hope you can respond to every single one of cpr's posts in this wonderful new style of yours. Of course, you probably have a real job and a real life, unlike Mr. Reuben, so I won't be upset if you need to stop...

-- (keep@it.up!), June 27, 2000.

True, the article does not say anything about putting a warning on cigars claiming that they are dangerous when inserted into the vagina, so there is no reason to believe that this will be good news for Monica. However, CPR is always right (at least we had better tell him that he is or he will continue to disrupt this forum).

The all-knowing CPR is right people, take your medicine and thank him for making us aware of this new development of utmost importance! Now, follow along with me... aaaauuuuuummmmm, aaaauuuuummmmm, aaaaaauuuuummm, hail hail CPR!

-- sheeple (check your brain @ the. door), June 27, 2000.

This is good cpr. Good. Unlike the Dr. Science post depicting us preppers as comedy of the absurd this is straight foreward low grade humor.

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), June 27, 2000.

Brian, you said "BTW, did cpr spell her last name correctly? I suppose he must have..."

Geez, Brian, I would have thought you would have learned by now.

Of course he spelled it correctly! It's the family that's been spelling it wrong all these years!

Get with the program, man. Or no soup for you.

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), June 28, 2000.

Did anyone catch the Monica / Tom Green episode?

-- aqua (aqu@fin.a), June 28, 2000.