All the lads and lasses that volunteered their footballing services next Saturday should read their e-mails (the ones you all post on here) for an update.

If you can't be bothered, then it basically suggests we meet about 1.00pm-ish at either Regent's Park or Baker Street tube and gan up to the RP for a game. Home and away tops advisable, as is some sort of change kit for a drink afters.

Should the weather turn for the worst, it's an all-day drinker I reckon :-)

Let us know a.s.a.p

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Answers

>>>>meet about 1.00pm-ish at either Regent's Park or Baker Street tube

I can already see this instruction causing problems. (-;

Let's be more decisive and meet at the end of the M25...

I'm hoping to be there Bobby but can't confirm till Friday.

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Ok, ok, ok.

It WILL BE 1.00pm, outside Baker Street tube

Happy?!?!?!?!?!?!? ;-) Be great to see your football caressing skills, Jonno :-)

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Where's Regents Park? I want to meet there. OK. I reckon I can find Baker Street as well. Which entrance?? Anybody got any floor space to recover on afterwards? Plus somewhere to park the motor???

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Well Bobby, on a visit to the Chester-le-Street training ground a while back, I was "fielding" behind the goalkeepers and returning the ball to the GK coach whose name I can't recall just now.

On kicking the ball to him I remarked that I hoped my skills weren't going unnoticed. He replied that I had an "educated left foot".

Unfortunately the rest of me is as thick as 2 planks...

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

I hear that there's a pub very close, which sounds like the easiest place to meet at. As for car parking, it's all tricky (and expensive) round that part of London. Am I right in thinking that there's pay & display car parking in RP itself?

Screach, mail me and I'll pass on me mobile number so you won't get too lost :-)

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Jonno, compared to Lionel Perez I'm sure the GK coach would have thought my backside was more educated on the ball ;-))

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Strange title for a thread!?!?!?!

Well I've checked and I am definitely Male....

Doesn't look like I'm gonna make it Bobby :(( I'll definitely be there in spirit....if not in spirits!! and I promise I'll make it up to ya :)))

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

The Globe is the pub by Baker Street station - looking in Senile@Stjames as wor lass was shopping saturday the Toon Army got a Thank you from the Chewsee lot in there for the atmosphere before, during and after the semi.
I'll bring a copy along to get it autographed by the blokes who said, "You remind us of Chelsea 4 years ago". eh???

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

"You remind us of Chelsea 4 years ago"

The reply being "but we've never been blue cockney wan**rs!?!"#

Cue snooker balls in socks...

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Roll up, roll up, Stag footballers don't forget; give Bobby a bell.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2000