Spanish star Raul is so afraid to return to his homeland that it is expected that he will be seeking asylum elsewhere. Seen leaving the field muttering about `testiculos` and `platos`, it is reported that wor Bobby put a fatherly arm around him and said `never mind son, you can come and play for us`. If anybody can get his confidence back it`s wor Bobby, and mark my words, by mid-season he will have worked his way out of the reserves and into the first team and given up his day job waiting at the Gosforth Park. Of course, by then he will be expecting some kind of wages, other than board and lodgings......

.....and then I woke up!!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Answers

Tee Hee! Another fine bottle you got yourself into last night Gal??

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Nope! I`m back on the waggon until the next big footie competition we`re in! I really don`t drink much - kinda started as a diet thing, good way to cut a few calories and all that, then I just got out of practice. No big deal, I just think it`s bad enough that I smoke, let alone further abusing my system!(:o)

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Also, booze makes you look old, and damages non-regenerating brain cells - and boy, do I NOT need that!(:o)

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Booze: Water of life.

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

De Builder - that`s because you`re still young!(:o)

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Booze over did it on Saturday after a week on the waggon. Woke up not feeling to bright on Sunday :o(

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Jay, I don`t know how old you are, a mere babe in arms compared to yours truly, but I can guarantee that, at some point, not only do you not feel good the next day, but you don`t look to hot either!!! Thus speaks the voice of experience!!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Not a lecture BTW, just in case it sounded like one - just a life observation!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000