DO YOU, really think?

greenspun.com : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread

do you really think JESUS will stop being LORD OF LORD,S because you choose to rebel?in fact your denial,is prophesied! in fact your mocking=increases my faith. because JESUS said it would happen.thanks for verifying the WORD OF GOD!! [man proposes-GOD disposes]

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 25, 2000

Answers

God did not create man.Man created God.God is a government creation,so the people can be content in the miserable life they have in the here and now.They say give us all that you have.And we, the powers that be, offer pie in the sky.Just be sure you don't rock the boat.And most importantly,never think for your self.Please follow our teachings hook line and sinker.

-- Dan Newsome (BOONSTAR1@webtv.net), June 25, 2000.

DAN, there wasn,t any govt. in garden of eden. DAN, are you mad at GOD??

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 25, 2000.

Certain religions are allowed because they are government approved.Some religions ae frowned on by the government. (Waco)Some religions ARE the Government.Can you say Israel ? All religions on the face of this earth are the curse of mankind.The cause of wars for centuries.More blood has been spilled in the name of God then for any other reason.It defies all reason that a thnking person would even consider religion.I fail to see the logic of it.To answer your question.I do not hate God.To do so,I would have to believe in the existence of god.Which I do not.

-- Dan Newsome (BOONSTAR1@webtv.net), June 25, 2000.

DAN, i can understand your disdain.but there,s a big difference between religion & relationship.plus GOD uses all things for HIS purposes!if you try to figure it with the natural-mind=confusion. so tell me,who created the universe & beyond?

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 25, 2000.

al-d I never said anything about any kind of relationship.The universe was not created.It is a natural occurrence,It's been going on for eons.What do you mean by beyond?Beyond what?

-- Dan Newsome (BOONSTAR1@webtv.net), June 26, 2000.


DEAR DAN,there are 7 level,s of heaven.what man has discovered is only level 1.which by the way is where satan & wicked spirit,s operate from[prince of the power of air]satan works in religion. relationship=with GOD the father. your unbelief is an act of faith.to unbelieve you have to acknowledge something/someone you choose to ignore! have you alway,s been an athiest? not much to look forward too,no? don,t judge GOD by men,s actions.

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), June 26, 2000.

NOTE TO TRUE SUBGENII: DO NOT SHOW THIS MATERIAL TO FULLBLOOD HUMANS. The humiliation of finding out the truth would be too much for their PATHETIC HUMAN MINDS. Or, even worse, they may believe they are SubGeniuses!!

NOTE TO HUMANS: Why are you even bothering to read this? You don't "get" it... it seems obnoxious to you... you this it's "stupid"... because, although we understand how you think ALL TOO WELL, you can't for the life of you understand how we think. WHAT DOES THIS TELL YOU, ASSHOLE?

NOTE TO LOVING CHRISTIANS WHO WANT TO KILL US: Look, we're for peaceful co-existence. We're not really that far apart. You worship the Vindictive Crybaby SchoolMarm Jesus -- many Subs worship the Live-It-Up, Hell-Raisin', FIGHTIN' JESUS. You worship a dead guy on a stick, we worship a chopped-off head that gets hit with a stick. Isn't there some common ground? (The Founder of Christianity wans't as asqueamish as his modern fan club. He was compassionate towards the weirdos, sinners, and victims of his day, and he was also PISSED at the NORMALS of his day. And, like "Bob," he didn't want to KILL them, but merely to LEAD them, as a shepherd leads his flock. Keeping them happy until the slaughter. The Harvest...ahhh, yes... THE HARVEST!!!)

NOTE TO ALL WHO WOULD DENTY THE TRUTH OF "BOB" DOBBS: There is nothing lower than a debunker. The debunker is the most despicable parasite in Creation -- worse even that the Critic. DEATH to EST debunkers! DEATH to UFO debunkers! DEATH to WRESTLING debunkers! DEATH TO ALL SUBGENIUS DEBUNKERS!!!! WE WILL BURY YOU IN "DE BUNKERS!!"

J.R."BOB" DOBBS:Big Brother-A-Go-Go 1995 "FOR ALL YOU KNOW, HE MAY ALREADY BE WORLD OVERLORD."

J.R. "Bob" DOBBS -- the High Epopt over all SubGenii -- is no worn-out, overused deity from thousands of years ago, but a LIVING, BLEEDING DIETY FOR TODAY. "He is the Sales Man, the Now Man, the Man of Tomorrow, and the Key to the Gateway IS HIS PIPE." (Godecclessians 3:14) It is because The Conspiracy fears him to the depths of their lizard souls that they try to water down his terrifying message -- and would even deny that he exists at all!! He started leaving hints of his presence in the cheesy ads of the 1950s, following his Divine Emaculation by JHVH-1 Itself -- alien Space God from some Corporate Sin Galaxy. Today, despite persecution and harrassment, his Church is the Zorro of world religions, scratching a bloody 'B' on the beefy seat of The Conspiracy!! He is here to SMITE the Mediocretins, Assouls, Glorps, Conformers, Nuzis, Barbies and Kens -- the FALSE PROPHETS and PINK BOYS who have made "NORMALITY" the NORM!! ALL PINKS ARE LIVING STEREOTYPES -- dupes of the Conspiracy, lacking the spark of originality which is the trademark of every SubGenius soul. AND YET THEY CONTROL THE EARTH. Creatures of such BLINDNESS and VENALITY as these LOWLY HUMANS have never had so much POWER over ALL NATURE before, and there's NO TELLING what might happen. The reins of control must be wrested from Their clammy grip before it's TOO LATE!!

"BOB" is the MYSTIC SUPERSALESMAN on whose WHEELING AND DEALING SKILLS the FATE OF THIS UNIVERSE DEPENDS!! "BOB" is HE who has come to AWAKEN US to the SLACK that has been robbed from our kind for CENTURIES -- the ONLY INTERCESSOR between MANKIND and the STARK FIST OF REMOVAL, that all-smashing force from Above which we must simultaneously placate and defy.

And -- huh? You mean you really didn't know about "Bob" and "Slack?" You didn't even suspect that there was a Conspiracy of NORMALS leeching away your Slack all the time, like vampires who don't know any better -- that there are really two species of upright bipeds on Earth, US and THEM?? You didn't know that?

Oh, well, forget it, we didn't mean you, we meant the next guy. No, seriously, don't worry about it. You don't need to know who "Bob" is. Or was. It's no big deal. Really. Just throw this away. Now. Look for something else to read. You don't want to be CAUGHT with this. PUT IT DOWN NOW. There's something WRONG with THIS PAMPHLET in your hands, it's upsetting you, its authors must be CRAZY, EITHER THAT OR ELSE THROUGHOUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE UP TIL NOW YOU HAD BEEN HYPNOTISED INTO THINKING EVERYTHING WAS OKAY, BUT SOMETHING IN HERE HAS TRIGGERED THE SCALES TO FALL FROM YOUR EYES, BUT YOU'RE NOT READY YET... you're having intense feelings of Deja Vu, as if YOU HAVE READ THIS SOMEWHERE BEFORE... THERE! WE DID IT! WE GOT YOU TO READ THIS FAR AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE!

By the way, it wasn't the words that held the code-trigger*, it was THE WHITE SPACES AROUND THE BLACK LETTERS. You will someday be glad we have done this to you, because EVEN YOU WILL EVENTUALLY BE A STOOGE WARRIOR for SLACK and FREEDOM -- if not now, then at least in some future lifetime in which you have more balls or ovaries.



-- Rev.Ivan Stang (Stang@subgenious.com), June 26, 2000.


I have been saved! I HAVE THE SLACK!

-- All Hail Bob (throbbin.bob@epopt.urgh), June 27, 2000.

Moderation questions? read the FAQ