This is a snippet from WWW.SoccerHooligan.com, they're not the brightest of lads and more suprising to me, two prominent posters are Newcastle fans who appear to be regualars at home matches, I thought we'd got rid of most of the low life's at SJP. Anyway this was one blokes ambition for Euro 2000 amongst, I'm surprised he could spell anarchy.......... No.1 sums it up for this lot, I don't see whats wrong with the St George song & no 5 shows he's a virgin.

1) Anarchy & warfare, totally ruining England's world cup bid for 2006, so we can get to watch it somewhere decent, like South Africa. 2) England get thrashed and play shite football, so all the bandwagon jumpers who thought footy was invented with the 3 Lions song and who think Italia 90 is a North London Sunday league team can crawl back to their 3 bed semis in suburbia

3) Johann Cruyff is a big hit on the BBC, so I don't have to watch him anymore on the Dutch TV

4) England's fans sing "St George In My Heart" twice as loud as normal, just to show we aren't all a bunch of right-on lefty pricks

5) To get my end away

-- Anonymous, June 25, 2000

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Suggest he may well be successful with 1 - 4, but 5? I`d be very surprised!(:o)

-- Anonymous, June 25, 2000

Apparently....from what I hear he was also successful with number 5.....it surprised me as well, but that is what is put out as true....he did "get his end away"

Problem was the other bloke said he didn't really need the KY Gel as it was so small!

-- Anonymous, June 25, 2000

Has anyone else looked at the site, check out the Man Utd fan who's biggest claim appears to have 'done' Reading fans by drinking in a Reading pub for four hours then smashing up a burger hut in the ground. He then got the train home to Paddington! Forgive me for my Geography but wouldn't a Manure fan usually get the train back to Picadilly? Plastic fan!

-- Anonymous, June 25, 2000

Hey Dave, don't you know your geographical locations of the average HNewton Heath supporter yet.......of course he would be going to Picadilly......he would get the train to Paddington, then the Circle Line Underground to Baker Street and then onto the Bakerloo Line to Picadilly Circus.....

This then allows him ease of access to Charring Cross and all the stations in his 'normal manor' of Sarf Lahndan.

-- Anonymous, June 25, 2000

What's this "St. George in my heart" song then? I do wish England fans had some proper songs to sing. The first line of Rule Britannia sung over and over simply doesn't cut the mustard I'm afraid. Anyway what the hell are they doing, singing a British song?! Somehow I don't think they'd do that at Hampden.

-- Anonymous, June 25, 2000

What's this "St. George in my heart" song then? AKA the no surrender to the IRA song. you're right, England songs are a little thin on the ground & singing 'Rule Brittania' doesn't really give a specific English identity. Unfortunatley, the No Surrender has been earmarked as a hooligan's song by the media & hoologans alike, I think it's quite funny and certainly no worse than Flower of Scotland.

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000