......we had a thread as to what to do with a Gary Speed.

Now that he has come to the level we expect and seems to be fitting into the way of things Toon.......can I start the thread aagin and ask for some USEFUL suggestions as to what we could do with a Lionel Perez specifically and with any of the others that won't p*ss off generally.

I'll start the ball rolling with my previous suggestion for GS, that being, bury his feet in concrete, then get him to bend over and bury his hands in concrete. Once it is set, his trouser could be pulled down, baring his ample arse, thus giving the kids around the ground soewhere new to park their bikes.

Now suggestions please..........

-- Anonymous, June 25, 2000

Answers

If the rumours about his sexuality are to be believed he'd enjoy it.

Still reckon get his name changed to Pires and somebody might buy him in error.

-- Anonymous, June 25, 2000

Spread him on the turf at SJP to help it grow

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Make him WORK for his weekly wage (which is probably what I earn in a year!). Get him cleaning boots, washing the kit, scrubbing floors, cleaning the bogs...anything! Don't let him anywhere near a football pitch. If he has any pride (which I doubt after the way he's gone on) he will p*ss off. (Dream on!)

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000