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Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's10. Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long, thin tail.
9. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead.
8. Sign out front reads, "No shirt, no shoes, no reason you can't get a job here."
7. Their Mayor McCheese was caught in a hotel room smoking crack.
6. Blocking drive-thru is the bloated body of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas.
5. Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it's okay.
4. In his photo, employee of the month is holding a mug shot number.
3. You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants.
2. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps asking to touch your food.
1. Their slogan: "Did somebody say 'E Coli'?"
-- Lars (lars@indy.net), June 23, 2000
Lars, I have to fucking stand up about your post. What service to mankind, did your post serve a purpose? What fucking Country do you reside? And to what is your purpose? Remember, Fonts were created, by Man Kind.
-- My Story (andI@sticking.toit.com), June 23, 2000.
I thought #10 was pretty funny.
-- FactFinder (FactFinder@bzn.com), June 23, 2000.
If you're to believe what cpr said at Poole's new place this could be his pre 4th fireworks crescendo. Let's see. Agree FF.
-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), June 24, 2000.
I liked #9, myself. :)
-- Stephen (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), June 24, 2000.
A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps trying to touch your........ : )
-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 24, 2000.
"My Story"--"What fucking country do you reside"? I reside in Phucking, a suburb of Philadelphia.
I am sorry that you are stuck to your story--have you tried Fels Naptha?
My heart goes out to you for your speech impiddlement. Maybe you and al-d could start a support group.
-- Lars (lars@indy.net), June 24, 2000.