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Is anyone alive out there??

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000

Answers

no

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000

Definitely not...

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000

There's life Jim but by god not as we know it !

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000

here's one for the ladies...."Why did you make women so beautiful?" a man asked of God. God replied, "So you would love her." "Why did you give women amazing culinary skills?" the man asked. God said, "So you would love her." "Why, if you wanted man to love woman, why did you make woman so stupid?" asked the man. And God replied "So she would love you."

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000

Or...

Euro Earthquake - Wednesday, 21 June, 2000, 12:44 GMT 13:44 UK

Last night at 9:28pm BST, scientists at the British Geological Survey recorded an earthquake measuring 4.7 on the Richter Scale. The tremor, which was detectable throughout the world, had it's epicentre in England and is thought to have been caused by 21 million people shouting the word "w*nker" at Phil Neville simultaneously.

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000



Why do Brides wear white?....So they match the fridge and the washing machine

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000

The trouble with Fridays... oh never mind.

pissed again: yes
arse made of onesself(bit posh that like!): yes
start another affairs thread: maybe

Help!

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000


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