I don`t have time to look for the `Coleman Balls` thread - but did I really hear the commentator last night say that Berkamp has a big collection of dutch caps!?

And did a certain Mr. McCoist really say `you have to give that Janker a hand`!?

........I`ll get my Barbour!!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Answers

From Private Eye magazine, more Colemanballs, including a gem from the maligned Oliver Holt

"Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feet." CLIVE TYLDSLEY, ITV (Anton Goodman)

"Cricket corruption is a rolling stone - it's gathering moss all the time." OLIVER HOLT, Radio 5 Live (Alan Cameron)

"I want more from David Beckham. I want him to improve on perfection." KEVAN KEEGAN (Rosemary Fong)

"...many people felt that the paparazzi behaved like leeches, or - worse - bloodsuckers." JOHN WILSON, Radio 4 (Tim Hanrahan)

"Andy Flower is literally carrying the whole of the Zimbabwe team with the bat." DAVE HOUGHTON, Sky Sports (Warren Bamer)

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000