Go watch Gwen's videos and try to convince us that she isn't. Go ahead, I dare you.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2000

Answers

I finally have the whole voice/writing connection thing going for how Gwen writes and actually sounds. And it's so darn cute!

I hope everyone loves these videos as I much as I do.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2000

Oh yes, very cute. Gwen so rocks. I can't wait to see more!

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2000

Nice job, Gwen! I knew you were working on these, but I'd not seen them.

So, umm, you're my hero. They're really good. Oh, and of course, you're cute.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2000

I think Gwen is yucky and she looked really grody on that green plaid couch.

OKay... I'm not gonna do that to myself here... I'm good enough, I'm strong enough, and -- gosh darn it! -- people like me! There. Daily Affirmation is done.

I was just rushing over here to tell y'all to look at the videos. I didn't even know they'd be up today. No one tells me jack. Saskatchewan, this is the big debut. The site was supposed to go up June 1 but there were delays.

There's more video after that... there'll be some with this funny ex-punk chick and my neighbor Farmer Don, who's really cool.

Oh, and thanks for looking at the stuff and liking it, y'all! Y'all rule for being so sweet!

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2000

Yes, yes she is the cutest. I forced my husband to watch the video and he said, 'Well, at least she doesn't act like a freak and is smart enough to shun the middle class,' which is about as close to praise as you'll get from him.

I can't wait to see more.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2000

That was a very funny comment, Jackie's husband.

I've been trying to get Gwen to run away with me for years now. All she ever responds is, "Lesbee friends...homo you don't!" The fuck?

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2000

Look, Mock, I told you -- I have to wear the black leather. You have to wear the pink cat costume. If you can't deal with that, then there's really nothing more to discuss, is there?

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2000

Gwen, I can't believe you would let someone else wear the pink bunny constume after I wore it for you. You said I was your one and only pink bunny. What's up with that?

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Um, I meant the pink cat costume. I wore both costumes for you, Gwen. I'll wear even more pink animal costumes for you.

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

D'oh! What are you doing here Nicole?? (Quick, Mock... jump out the window!)

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

No, I'm tired of hiding our special friendship. It's time we shouted it from the rooftops. I wear humiliatingly pink outfits because Gwen tells me to!

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Gwen, this is good stuff! I especially enjoyed "Tattoo time". I hope it will be a regular feature!

Anita of Anita's BOD and Anita's LOL

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Gwen, I'm surprised you even recognized me. Should I be wearing a pink animal outfit when I arrive at the airport next week, so you'll remember who I am?

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Nicole, I told you... as long as I'm wearing my glasses and you're wearing the nipple clamps, I'll be sure to recognize you.

Anita: thanks! It's good to know that this topic hasn't comPLETEly degenerated into Mock's and Nicole's fighting over me.

Y'all two be quiet! Paul's coworkers read this!

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Me: 'HAH! HAHAHA! Nipple clamps! OhmygodHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Ian: 'Yawn.'

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Who is this world-weary Ian who doesn't find nipple clamps humorous? And what kind of "man" doesn't find the idea of two women fighting to have sex with a third woman erotic?

Y'all don't get testy, now--I'm just teasing.

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Yes, Gwen is cute but Louis was so damn funny when he said he wanted to get him some Anne Heche. After Gwen had to go ahead and mention Ellen DeGeneres and Louis was all "Dang! That burst my bubble," I laughed and laughed.

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Mock, he didn't know what I was laughing at that concerned nipple clamps, but he knew I was online and figured it must be either incredibly sad or incredibly boring. How wrong he was! Heh.

Doh! I didn't realise that Gwen is in ALL the Trailer Trash videos! I thought she was one of a few Trailer Trash corresspondents. Now I need to go download the rest of them -- thanks, Maggie!

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

I'm the interviewer, so you hear my voice in most of them, I think. But you only *see* me in the intro.

Louis cracks me up. He's pretty funny when he's not calling Kate Winslet a whale.

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Gwen, I loved the couple of videos I saw (they take a long time for me to download; gonna check out a couple more now).

But as for Louis and the Kate Winslet thing: uh, Lou...checked a mirror of late? Just aksing.

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2000

Well, I'd love to watch them. Really I would, but I keep getting an illegal function error. I am mighty, mighty pissed. But since I have seen Wen recently in person, I can vouch that she is darn cute. And we trashed around like there was no tomorrow...

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000

I feel I should point out how jealous I am of all of you who've hung out with Gwen. I need to hatch a plan to scam her bosses into sending her to London...

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000

Don't worry, Jackie. Those people are just saying what I paid them to say!

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2000

Not to kiss arse or anything, but Gwen, you are indeed quite cute! You have such a sweet speaking voice, too. Did you grow up in Texas? You don't have the tawng that I, as a transplanted Texan, notice in most of the natives.

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

er, twang...'scuse me!

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

I can't get it to work AT ALL so no videos for me. All I see are a play button and a stop button.

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2000

Aw, man. It sucks that y'all can't watch it, Rosemary and Shelly. All I can tell you is that it takes a super, duper long time for me to download them whether I use RealWhatever or Quicktime. It'll show the little stop and play buttons but I can't play it til the line thing turns dark gray.

(Like my techno-speak?)

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2000

Oh, and Jill... I'm from Houston. I have a weird inner-city-Houston accent. But I can do the small-town accent when necessary. Don't make me get out the twang on y'all!

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2000

I can't watch them either. But Mr. Mock says he'll help me one of these nights.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2000

So they finally installed my sound card at work, and so I could finally download and watch Gwen's Vids.... Not only is she adorable personality-wise... I was startled, 'cos me and Gwen, um, look a lot alike... 'cept I have glasses. So anyone who thinks Gwen is totally cute, I say "why, thank you!"

*snicker*

Rock on, Gwen!

-- Anonymous, June 28, 2000

Thank you, Dwan.

I came over here to tell y'all that there are two new videos up, one of which features me dancing with Louis! I haven't seen it yet! I'm afraid!

-- Anonymous, June 28, 2000

OH MY GOSH. I have initiated myself into a new level of humiliation. AARGH!

-- Anonymous, June 28, 2000

Gwen - I absolutely love LOVE *LOVE* that look on your face and the little "eye roll" just between "let's go meet some of the right now" and "c'mon, let's go"...I've watched your intro about 2 dozen times now and I just SCREAM each time I get to that part!

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2000

Oh, gosh, thanks, Cubby.

Y'all, there is another new video clip up. It looks like they're settling into a once-per-week schedule.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

Damn Backslap! I still can't get the videos to work. Even the HELP button doesn't work.

Out of curiosity, anybody using IE5 able to get them to work?

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

Shelly, Paul uses IE5 and they show up for him. Dude, I'm gonna have to drive to your house and see what's up. Or something.

-- Anonymous, July 12, 2000

Well, that sucks. I was hoping that was the problem. I didn't even think about it until now but I'll check them out on my husband's computer. Maybe I'm missing a file or somehting on mine. I shall return.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

All of my Gwen stalking has paid off!

I got an email from Backslap the other week, telling me I had won $100. I didn't believe them, but filled it out anyways, because I might not believe stuff, but I'm not a fool, either.

Lo and behold, the check showed up today, with no strings attached! I can finally afford to take my kids to the real movie theatre and not just the $2 flicks, thanks to Gwen!

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2000

Congrats, Keli, that's so kool!

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2000

Rock on, Keli!

Everyone go to Backslap.com now and win money! Oh, crap. That reminds me... I was supposed to tell you all to go over there this week, coz there's some sort of official hit count going on or something.

Okay, here's a direct link:

Backslap -- go there now!

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2000