England have defeated Italy

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LONDON (Reuters) -- Britons need no longer hang their heads in shame -- they're good at sex, have a lot of it and start young.

The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behaviour has exploded the myths surrounding British sexuality and destroyed the reputations of some other nations in the process, the Observer newspaper said.

The average Briton has sex 2,580 times in a lifetime with five different people, and some 42 percent of them manage a bit of sexual infidelity, The Observer said.

But Italians, long regarded as sex legends, are the least sexually active people in Europe -- less than 100 times a year. And when they have sex it lasts less time than anywhere in Europe -- 14 minutes, the newspaper said.

The Brazilians have the greatest endurance, with sex lasting an average of 30 minutes. Thailand produces sprinters who have sex the quickest -- 10 minutes on average.

The atlas proves what many people think -- everyone but you is having sex. Some 120 million acts of lovemaking occur every day, resulting in 910,000 conceptions, The Observer said.

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Has this already been discussed or have I been lurking around too long?

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000

Answers

Too much waning and not enough waxing :?}

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000

Saw that earlier Pete, and the article goes on to say that we are outdone by the Yanks! Shurley shome mishtake!!!

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000

I must hold the world record for thinking about it?

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000

What can we say about those brazilians? Fifa #1, 30 minutes in bed (or beach), gorgeous girls who prefer to go naked. God bless them.

Bobby, what about an Anglo-American sexoff to decide the winner. Any ideas?

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000


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