This is a sort of reissue table as I had made a mistake earlier over the weekend and I had diddled Gus out of 9 points.

Full apologies to Gus for doing that to him

I have now credited all the scores up to the two games played this evening and dont you just know it, Gus has gone and hit a maximum again on the Turkey/Belgium game. Thats his third one now.

So the top of the league table reads as follows:

Gus - 77

Softie - 63

Tom - 58

Scratchy - 57

Screacher - 56

Galaxy - 51

Gus seems to be opening a gap between himself and Softie, but just remember, a couple of maximums and you are right in there again fighting.

We will publish a further update of the top half dozen here tomorrow night after games 19 and 20 and we will publish the full list on the website soon after that point.

Quite how quickly the list gets on the website is directly related to how p*ssed I get during the England game tomorrow.

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

Answers

I have been told it is always best to keep a gap between yourself and Softie!!!

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

Probably very wise Gus. I've heard that Softie was still employing the rhythm method until recently, and look what happened to his missis. Best to stay away from the fertile ones ...... :o))

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000

Tee hee! It's like my Dad always says: "All I had to do was hang my trousers on the end of the bed and she got pregnant."

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000

So who was your dad talking about Softie? ;)))

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000

My dad used to say to me......"If that overhang was on a woman, she'd be pregnant"......to which I replied......"it has been.....and she is!"

Mind you.....I don't quite know why the two of them feel it is necessary to have a gap with a soft one......much worse if it were a hard one.....funny bunch in Australia

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000

You're a bit of a riot yerself ITK when you let your hair down ;o))

Someone please give Kenny a tap on the ankles during Bobby's footy extravaganza in Regents Park (not the one near Kensington). I thank you.

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000