Have Barca appointed a new manager or is the position still vacant? I've heard nowt but am wondering whether i've missed something...

Not much chance of them selling Enrique or Guardiola whilst they're managerless is there?

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

Answers

No Gav....you haven't missed the appointment of a new coach.....so get your application in ASAP

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

Application is in....I just wondered if that was the reason they hadn't responded....maybe they've got the wrong number for me.....I'd better give them a quick ring to check.......

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

If you do get the job as the new coach.......can I bagsy the two front seats next to the driver!

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

Aye Ken. You go for the two front seats. The rest of us only need one!

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

Well I've gotta get my big fat arse comfortable somehow haven't I!

Oi Gav.....Screacher want the WHOLE of the back seat!

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

What do you want the whole of the back seat for Screach? you found a secret stash of Viagra? ;))

I'm gonna end up drawing lots if you lot don't find your own seats peacefully.....it does hold 120,000 so there should be no arguing...

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

No.....nothing to do with Viagra.....he just needs one seat that big to get HIS arse on!

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000