From: Philip Greenspun < philg@zurich.ai.mit.edu > Date: Wed, 1 Dec 1999 22:00:46 -0500 To: [snip] Subject: Re: greenspun.com and MIT associations

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Vindicated Regards,
Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (andyman633@hotmail.com), June 17, 2000

Answers

It's SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the Capnfun Cafe and Island Resort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are broadcasting live from The Libido Lounge and Swashbuckling Sams,the scene at the Libido is chaotic! There must be hundreds of drunken scantily clad women laying exhausted everywhere the eye can see.All 12!!! countem' yes 12!!! hot tubs are still running at fever pitch,it's like a feeding frenzy at the piranah pool.And boy can these girls sing ; )

Meanwhile,over at Swashbucklers the party still rages on,the 12fer1's are a huge success,.The noise here is DEAFENING!!!,all orders are now being taken by written request only,because the servers can't hear the customers orders over the Screaming Orgasms : )

More later.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 17, 2000.

Next! Andy Ray's startling expose on THE DOOMER MEME [tm] and How It Can Disrupt Toilet Training! Collect the whole set!

-- AndyRay (Is@Losing.It), June 18, 2000.

capn, is your reference to a "Screaming Orgasm" a drink? If so, what is the recipe and how do you order it in mixed company? (I may be sorry I asked this, but what the hell...)

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), June 18, 2000.

Welcome to the Capnfun Cafe and Island Resort!

"Captfun's Beach Club" is apparently located right here in sunny Pensacola. Hmmm. Is this a "sister-property" or just another cheap imitation of the *real* capnfun's?

http://www.captnfun.com/main .shtml

-- CD (costavike@hotmail.com), June 18, 2000.

I'll be damned!!!! Those scurvy dogs!!!!! not only did they use my moniker but they butchered it.Maybe they knew better than to use it exactly as I do.Iv'e had it sinse the mid eighties and don't take kindly to people taking liberties with my carefully crafted alter ego.

CD,

Thanks for the heads up and the link,I would have never believed it.Time to get to the trademark office!Been thinkin' bout building a small biz around the "capnfun" concept.

Besides,whose club sounds more FUN????? ; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 18, 2000.

I'm Here, There are several different recipies for a screaming orgasm,heres a link for you to decide which way you like it : ) Oh,BTW,your'e supposed to say it VERY loud when ordering.

SCREAMING ORGASM'S

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 18, 2000.

Well the link wouldn't take me to where it should have,so just type in "screaming orgasm" and you will find 6 different ways to achieve bliss.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 18, 2000.

When in mixed company always order a Screaming Orgasm after Sex On The Beach.

-- (I'm a@little.teapot), June 18, 2000.

capnfun,

no "buttery nipples" tonight? I missed out last time!

-- Grace (SincerelyGrace@aol.com), June 19, 2000.

teapot,

I always thought they went well together.

Grace,

I dunno,sounds tasty and might compliment a cold brewski : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 19, 2000.

Thanks, capn. I think I might try a #5, if I can find someplace around here that sells something other than moonshine.

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), June 19, 2000.