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06.00 hrs The Far North, Good Morning fellow Geordies, other denominations on the waiting list, and "The Lurkers". Rise and shine, Gav dont lie there looking at it, slip it over the hammock and climb down it. For those on the bevy last night a bowfull of steaming porridge awaits, and to follow rashers of crispy bacon, fried eggs, black pudding and beans to get you into the mood. There is a limited amount of cold curry left from the night before for those with ciu constitution. All dog owners to walk there charges immediatly, this will clear the way for the male of the household to ensure he has the nesscary 5 hrs to set up , prepare and light the barby for the 1st game at 4.30pm. Why is cooking on the barby a male dominated task,? is it the time when suburbia meets the great outdoors,bloody posers let the womenfolk do it, better cooks anyway and suit aprons more, Anyway all , have a good day out there, lets have a result, a day for flinging your emty tinnies ower next door fence cos they are weird and dont like the great game, I leave you with the safety message when using a barby, whisky and beer do not mix, hic hic!!! OH SAS, sorry, for those who missed Rudy Baby last night, when questioned on Shearer and his potential partner said he would be better with Sheringham along side, on reflection I thought you could be right Medusa. What a load of crap this is- too many pills, are you there Doc Bill!!!any gout management experience?

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2000

Answers

Mornin` Bill! You sound in the mood for a good one today!(:o)

Why do men do the outdoor cooking thing? It`s a female conspiracy contrived to give us a well earned rest! I just tell my husband he`s so good at it, act weak and helpless and rather nervous of the roaring flames and hissing spitting meat - and it works every time! He swings into full macho mode, wielding the bbq tools like weapons! BTW cavemen don`t wear pinneys!(:o) Have a great day!

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2000


It'd have to be a bloody low hammock for me to be able to climb down it ;))

Quiet night last night so no hangover but god I'd almost kill for a greasy fried breakfast right now :((

Serious last again tonight....oh it's going to be fun ;))

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2000


CIU Constitution - like it hahaha

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2000

And a good mornin to Roz, the early riser from BBB(beautiful Bournemou and Boscombe), at least that`s what the footy team was called in the good aul black n white MOTD years, that right Motty!!. Roz Im at work and apart from the usual duty crew the only movement today is of one David Tait from Ashington on today for B.E.l valves, Quayside ,Newcastle to carry out a torque job. Come shut-down later on in the year we get a lot of Hedley Perverts up from MOrpeth, good to get the craich. What happened to the currant bun? all we got here is haar, Geordieland this would be known as fret-pet, whilst down on the Southern Pennisuular I think the term mist is most used. Hoy a kipper on the barby for the Buff, enjoy Galaxy Crew

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2000

Aye aye Capn`!!!! Kipper it is!!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2000


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