Gavin , thanks for kind word on tother thread, old fart indeed, tell you true stories with a pinch of embellishment that would make the Dingles hair curl under your bonnet,( ah that beautiful nubile Chinese/Negro gal marking the dartboard at a social night 60 miles up the Orinico) who was later regaled by a youngish Buff with "Raindrops" as we cycled along looking for privacy eventually landing arse over tit in a monsoon ditch. Hit me with another Gav, On to things more important, like I posted earlier, presentation night at the village hall tonight, got a licence to 2am, buffet on footballers and committee from 6,30 to 9pm and then general admission

Unknown and kept from me due to circumstances outwith my control a major scandal has hit the club, Last Saturday was our keepers stagger, and after returning to the village 4 committee went for a dram at 1.30am to the pub we work out of since we formed. Cut a long story short, drinks in , sense is oot and that is just the owners (She prefers the darts team anyway)!!, Feelings became heated and when the Asst Man had the gall to stand up and say aka Olivier "We have had the same shitey soup after the last 4 games", that was it, My manager and his asst are barred, will not venture back in, guess who is doing the buffett tonight, although we have our own bar. and you talk on here aboot Kevins problems, I shall be holding talks with the British Legion next week to resolve the crisis,it is easier to get a sponsor than a manager, ask Celtic.

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

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Can't you find some lass to do it for ya? you must be able to charm someone ;))

Chinese/negro girl....wow!! now that's a sight I would love to behold....without you of course :))

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000