This caption appears on Sporting Life under a photo of Big Al:
Shearer - ready to lay ghosts.

Quick, someone better run over to Sweden's hotel and borrow one of Freddie's tapes for Al! ;-)

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Answers

Shock horror - "Mary Poppins lays ghosts!"
He's presumably just trying to go one better than Fred & Doug.

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

I think I remember doing something like that. Left me very, very cold!

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000