My first afternoon in the office this week and I am bored and in need of some enterainment. Anyone got any jucy gossip? Footie and non footie???

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Answers

apparently Irene from accountants is having it away with Simon from Sales, you heard it here first!!!!! Am ;-)

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

But I thought Simon was gay? Or has the worm turned ??? :o))

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Well apparently a memo went round that said Irene was now handling Simon's BIG account and his invoicing method was right up her ALLEY. Simon gay?? well bugger me backwards!!!! AM

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

The boss of my team left today and I waited until after he'd left the office to inform anyone who would listen that he shagged a whore last wednesday night on expenses and that it wasn't his first time!!

And no I have NEVER done that just in case any of you are thinking of tarring me with that particular brush...I actually left just before he did the deed cos I was having a particularly long phone call with a friend in the UK!! the other chaps I left with him told me in the morning...

There's plenty more office gossip than that going on and likely to be more tonight cos we're having some big riverboat party....I intend to get all of the lightweights really drunk and then encourage them to lose their inhibitions...

Evil aren't I!!!

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

So what are you going to use all this info for Gav?

Have to admit sounds like something I would do, er gather gossip that is not the other! :o) Not on the expenses they pay me here anyway!! ;o)

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Not gonna do anything with the info other than tell people....that's my job :)) I must remind them to look out for his watch if they're ever in that particular establishment cos he lost it that night :))

Oh and there was the irish girl that left the project last week who got a really good review by her boss even though she was crap at her job.....one job she wasn't crap at though!!

What else....manager of the whole project(married) who was shagging the 21 year old developer....I didn't do very well at keeping that one a secret though cos I pointed it out to her in front of everyone in the pub one evening when she was boring me...

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

>>>>>>well bugger me backwards!!!! AM<<<<

Hey Awaymag....I wouldn't say that too loud round any BBC building pal.....!

I can feel a very old BBC type joke coming on........hang on to that thought people.....I'll be back!

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Gavin

Tell me, why is it that all these seedy and underhand things always seem to happen when you're about? :-)

And...was the pro worth the cash yer man paid? ;-)

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

ITK what are you going to do not more MOTD ?

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Dear Bobby,

I did not spike your beer with whisky ok! ;))

I don't think they do just happen around me....I just tell more people that's all :))

It's too late to ask him if she was any good but I'd be suprised if she was......I'd be suprised if any of them are, the best things in life are freely given!!

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Dearest Gav

I know you're innocent of the whiskey incident :-)

However, you do seem to act as a magnet for all sorts of gubbins and goings on, which you can't deny (I raise the incident at Hammersmith Tube after an England game) ;-)

And we all pay for it, one way or another :-)

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Name drop time;-) Eric Cantona, yes him of the trawlers and fishes, tried and failed (probably) to buy my mum's house. Day before yesterday in fact. She lives in a cottage miles from anywhere in the South of France but's moving back to England. Eric and family saw the house twice and put in an offer, but were outbid. Probably want it as a holiday house and I think they have family in the area. Stingy git could have easily outbid if he wanted.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Dearest Bobster,

That chap in Hammersmith Tube station was taking the piss out of one of my mates, I swear if I could've only seen one of him then I would actually have made contact with that sweet left hook which unfortunately caught the second one of him I was seeing...

Since then I've led the life of a monk up here in the mountains of Switzerland with nothing but grazing cows and sheep to keep me company.....

I would expect that you've also been keeping your nose clean with your impending doom descending upon you rapidly?

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Gav

Naturally, I'm as pure as the driven snow (not the Dutch snow I've heard so much about, either) ;-)

I'm also living a clean lifestyle, preparing myself to storm the beaches of Australia in August and looking daper and cool in me wedding gear - oh, and in training for football and drinking too ;-)

Still coming along? Mail me mate

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

I told you earlier that there was an old BBC type joke coming....well here it is:

Bloke walking around the corridors of Television Centre and wants to have a p*ss. So he heads to the nearest toilets. (always a good idea, even in this place)

On the door to the toilet there is a piece of paper, on which someone has written Beware of Homosexuals. As he goes into the toilet, there is a piece of paper on the wall, on which someone has written Beware of Homosexuals, he is then standing at the stall and notices another sign on the wall which also says Beware of Homosexuals.

When he finished, he was washing his hands when he noticed a piece of paper stuck to the floor and as he bent down to read it, it said Youve been warned three f**king times!

I didn't say it was funny....I just said it was old!

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Yup I'm still coming along :)) I've been in training for a couple of weeks now...I hadn't played for years but another few weeks and I'll be challenging for my rightful place in the Newcastle squad again :))

Someone wake me up soon....

I'll have to mail ya the morra matey cos I've got 40 mins left at work and then 200 of us (about half the office) are off on a big boat trip up the rhine, drinking in 3 countries, having dinner at a top restaurant and then back on the boat to get really pissed and throw a few yanks overboard....oh and it's all FREE :)))

I apologise to any american friends on this bbs.....I know it's not all of you but some of these t**ts in this office really get up my nose :))

Anyway...I would mail ya but I've gotta get some work done first :)

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

I remember you saying you were heading this way, but not which part.

I know I know ALL of YOU, sorry had to get that in before ITK or Softie.

Will we be seeing you in the sunny West??

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

For god sake Gus don't try and find out where he's going!! you might have to meet up with him ;))

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Gav give me full details of what happens on this boat , sounds like a reet laugh .. BTW the Washington trip is definitely on .. wor lass has got an apartment in New York for 6 weeks , must come up with a plan : - )))

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Grant,

Well it can't have been that good cos I was only an hour late for work!!

No big events from my side really.....well none I've rememebered so far!! I do recall stopping one lad from signing a slip for two whores in a strip bar, getting chased by the police after I put a bouncer on his arse for trying to hit one of my mates (who was harmlessly pissed!) with a nightstick....I'm a little worried cos the bouncers over here are far too harmless...I'm gonna get a good kicking if I ever try any of this back home :))

More later when I've picked up any gossip and found more red bull.....

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000