Predictions please.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2000

Answers

Holland 2 Denmark 0 (Kluivert)

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Dutchies 2 Bacon Slices 0. Kluivert.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Seedorf tears his cruciate ligamint, and the bloke with glasses stumbles around the pitch when they are knicked off of him. Oh and Kluivert scorers from 2 inches out with an open goal and runs screaming around the pitch as if he scored the goal of the tornament.

Which, coincidently Shearer will do against the jormans when he will be seen backing into one of them with his butt, just as Spiceboy sends over a a floating cross for scholsie who airkicks and misses. The ball bouncing, hitting Al on the bum and deflecting into the net, after Shearers' defender has run screaming to the his bench. This will be followed by the ref brandishing a red card for Al, but letting the goal stand.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Holland 3 Denmark 0 Bergkamp

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Denmark 0 Holland 2 (Davids)

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Denmark 1-1 Holland: Helveg

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Holland 2-1 Davids

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2-1 to Holland (Kluivert)

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Forgive me...

Danes 1 - Holland 1 (JDT 30 yarder!)

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2-1 (Kluivert).

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Holland 3-1 (Klievert)

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Holland 2-0 Bergkamp

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Brian says Holland win 2-0, scorer "that glasses guy"
Barry says Holland 4-0, scorer Bergkamp

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Danes 2 Dutch 2, Kluivert

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Den Mark 0 Nederland 2 (Bergkamp)

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

Dutchies 3 Danes 0 (i'd love to say Rudolf og but alas Kluivert will get the first)>

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

Dutch 2-1 Danish (Bergkamp)

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

Denmark o Holland 4 (Overmars)

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000