A mate has just e mailed me something he got off the Internet. #18 mills for Davids. ????

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2000

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That'll be #18m for David Holdsworth and David Watson presumably. Good solid English name, David. Worth every bit. Don't want any of those with funny foreign names, you just can't trust them.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2000

^^those with funny foreign names^^

like Edgar, you mean?

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2000

Edgar..but he's a funny colour as well as a funny name. Couldn't possibly be going to Sunderland ;-)

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2000

Well you can't help but call them consistent.....they lost interest in oine of those defenders they were bidding for when they found out his first name was 'Joos'

Anti-semetic.....the Makems.....nah!

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2000

Edgar Davids is a world class player and if the mackems paid #18mm I'd take my hat off to them - that's more than their stadium cost! Let's just hope all the barber's pole supporters hold their breathes awaiting the big signing.
More realistic reports suggest Reidy is interested in Ugo Ehiogu. 27 yr old Ugo has asked Villa for a transfer and with only a year to run on his contract reports suggest he could be available for as little as #3 million. He has accused Villa of lacking ambition, and press reports suggest Reid is confident of convincing him that isn't the case at the Stadium of Light. Yeh, right!
To be honest, if Ehiogu really is available for #3mm - which I seriously doubt - we should be camped at his front door with the transfer forms.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2000

Hey Clarkie that's not fair......there is no shortage of ambition at Le Stade de Merde.......they have great ambitions to win the first division title again!

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2000

The title of this thread made me laugh out loud! :-D If the Chimp Fanciers can't get Amoruso to leave Rangers how on earth do they expect Davids to join them?

I'd think it was just as much a joke if we suggested he'd come to us, to be honest.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2000

Howay Bobby. You know Davids isn't coming to us. It's the other one without the glasses. I know 'cos Swift told us.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2000

Does Monkey Heed assume that 'going Dutch' means they only have to pay half the fee? Anyway, Davids is only visionally impaired, not f***ing retarded. And if he can't handle bright light, he's hardly likely to go to the Stadium of Light.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

She's alive!!

I thought maybe you'd died after all your snogging with Grant at the BBS curry night....

I've heard he's got toilet breath....

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

I am alive! Though it took a few bottles of Harpic to resucitate me:-) BTW - I'm staying at Le Richemond on Lake Geneva at the beginning of next month - how far away are you?

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Hmm so your confirming that Sting does indeed have bog breath....I thought the rumour was true ;))

I'm about 3 hrs away from Geneva by train....you there for the weekend? if so then I'll pop down and see you or arrange for you to come up here and I'll show you the sights of Basel :)

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

And Yelli honey....Susie's a friend!! no need to get worried!!! I promise ;))

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Susie must be absolutely inconsolable able reading that ... (-;

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000