My last rat was named Spriggy Mr. Bentley Johnson.

Let that be your guide.

-- Anonymous, June 10, 2000

Answers

name it andy.

-- Anonymous, June 10, 2000

we are not amused.

-- Anonymous, June 11, 2000

name it Hasenpfeffer O'Reilly

-- Anonymous, June 11, 2000

Well, the only rat I ever had was named Boris. So named because the guy I got him from was dating my friend Natascha at the time. (Of course, I got the rat because neither of their parents would let them keep it).

To be unorginal, I will suggest Eblis O'Shaughnessy. Or Plippy Ploppy Cheesenose.

-- Anonymous, June 11, 2000

Mrs. Frisby?

-- Anonymous, June 11, 2000

i'd name them norbert and mr. johanson (yes, even though they're girls). that's what i name everything.

-- Anonymous, June 12, 2000

I named mine Spliff. What can Isay she looked like a big joint. I suggest you name it ratface.

-- Anonymous, June 12, 2000

marsha. marsha. marsha.

it's all about marsha, man.

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

Name the things "RT" and "Elliot". Then the cats will have company. Of course, I'm not too fond of rats right now -- I got bitten by one this weekend in a pet store...drew blood and everything.../me debates rabies shots...grrrrrrrr

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000

How 'bout: Ainsworth Trundle Brittlestout

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2000

Thing 1 and Thing 2. :)

-- Anonymous, June 28, 2000