Just read on the official site that we've lost this promises young star to Glasgow in a very unfair decision by the Danish club who decided to cut-off the deal with us although we've made that deal 48 hours before a move from the scottish club, damn!!!

Now, we are chasing the Portuguesse lad, and that FU&*#N' Scottish is also try to steal him from our hands, well...can we move quickly this time or we will be loosing him too!

-- Anonymous, June 10, 2000

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Sorry Eddie, he,s already gone. Now if we start a rumour the NUFC is trying to sign Maric and Perez to new contracts, perhaps rangers will beat us to the punch and sign them too.

here's hoping..Only kidding about Meira, teletext was wrong, we get hin for fourpence a week.

Pete

-- Anonymous, June 10, 2000