I am a bit concerned with Bobs apparent infatuation with South Americans. Do we really want a team full of 'em, have any of them ever seen snow. Will they want to play in the cold, rain, snow? What happens when internationals beckon, first flight to london (why aren't I playing for chelsea) then onto Parabrazil. And why haven't we bought Don Hutchinson yet?

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000

Answers

It never rains in the Amazon rain forests, and I think you'll find that snow in Argentina is far rarer than in Dubai.

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000