is one alive/awake out there? All still recovering from your liquid lunch.

My claim to fame I have just seen the Lightning Seeds

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000

Answers

Brain dead but clinically still alive.

Just spent half an hour working out how to open a window in my office so I can breathe without everything on my desk blowing off ont the floor. It took half an hour cos I figured out I'd have to tidy my desk eeeugh.

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000

The thing is tom, if they want you to have a tidy desk, why do they keep giving you all this work to do? Hmmm? Not very bright is it? Haven't they got anything better to do?

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000

All that time and its time to go home ;o)

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000

Its probably a chain of events type thing Softie. Someone at the top needs some air on Monday morning, realises they'll have to tidy their desk so shifts it on to the person below them. Shows you where I stand that I get it on friday afternoon doesn't it :-)

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000

open a window in office? Double click on the icon. Press the x in the top right hand side to close it :o)

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000

Hmmm. Perhaps if you set fire to it all on a Monday, they would open all the windows at the start of the week and then you could all clear your desks and take the rest of the week off. Honestly, they're supposed to be management, they get paid to come up with ideas like this but they just can't be arsed, can they? :-)

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000

Know what you mean it always seems to get passed on through middle management like chinese whispers and all that comes out the other end are the words "fire" and "clear your desks".

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000

Roll over Oscar Wilde, we have a word smith amongst us :-) Very droll!

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000

Just got back from 2 days in the smerk. Managed to find Jonno in a bar (Evergreens - surprise, surprise) last night. Had a canny trip on The Eye today. It really is much more spectaular than the tent further doo the river.

Had a thought while in the queue. They could make a bliddy great wheel if they slung one between the two towers of the World Trade Centre in Manhattan. Crikey - that would be one helluva ride.

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2000