A small boy arrives home with an armchair under each arm and a settee slung across his back.

His dad goes mental.

"What on earth have I told you about accepting suites from strangers?"

-- Anonymous, June 07, 2000

Answers

What do you mean, crap ? That was quite good for you, Gav. -)

-- Anonymous, June 07, 2000

Eff off you queue jumping puff ;))

-- Anonymous, June 07, 2000

A mackem walks into a bar and suddenly realises that the place is full of black and white shirts.

He quickly turns around and heads for the exit but the barman stops him before he leaves.

"You can't leave until you roll the dice son" and leads hin to the bar.

Alright says the mackem what do I have to do.

"Just roll the dice, if you get a 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5, you get a good kicking".

"What happens if I roll a six?" says the mackem.

"Oh, you get another go."

-- Anonymous, June 07, 2000

Mornin Gav, hows yer knees and things ?

Mornin Steph. That was infinitely better than that queer bashin pervert's who started this. -))

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2000

knees and stuff are ok....bruised thigh and black toe but I'm getting better at this football lark ;)

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2000

Bliddy hell Gav, you're certainly taking our problems on the left to heart.

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2000