Corinthian League Match 29

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Match Number 29

21 September 1996, Leeds at Elland Road. Carlton Palmer got sent off and Shearer scored his traditional goal against the cloggies. Ginola picked up a yellow early on, presumably for diving, and was subbed on the half hour for Gillespie.
Points
Srnicek 5
Beresford 2
Batty 2
Peacock 2
Howey 2
Lee 2
Beardsley 2
Clark 1 (sub)
Shearer 4 (goal)
Asprilla 2
Ginola 1 (booked)
Gillespie 1 (sub)
Watson 2

Results: Match 29

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Mac Mar 1-0 Ath B'worth
HTIN? 5-3 Bar Samba
Brwry Drp Utd 0-1 Brdo Utd
Min Acad 1-4 Bor C'bch
T Goons 0-1 Pil Con
Toon Trag 0-2 Steph Sup
W'end OB 5-4 TFKASS
W'stck Co 1-0 ITKHWB

BBS Notionless League Division 1

How Har 0-2 Bax Bas
Dunc's D's 0-2 Bla Rac
Dud Boys 0-0 Ceptic
JHP 1-3 Che Chop
Spayne 5-4 PPP
G'gate 3-1 PLU
TSW 0-1 Q Mech
Y Yobs 3-0 Real Z

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position Team Won Drawn Lost G/F G/A G/Dif Points
1 C Athletico Backworth 22 2 5 67 28 39 68
2 Brewery Droopers United 18 2 9 58 36 22 56
3 Steph's Superstars 18 2 9 59 39 20 56
4 MinesaS&N Academicals 17 3 9 65 38 27 54
5 MacBeth's Marauders 16 2 11 50 49 1 50
6 Toon Tragedy 16 1 12 51 38 13 49
7 Beardo United 16 0 13 53 45 8 48
8 Pilgrim's Converts 14 5 10 61 48 13 47
9 Wallsend Old Boys 13 4 12 45 45 0 43
10 Toon Goons 13 1 15 42 50 -8 40
11 Woodstock County 12 1 16 40 56 -16 37
12 Borussia Canwehaveourballbach 10 3 16 39 51 -12 33
13 Barton's Samba 10 1 18 42 49 -7 31
14 R How Toon is Now? 9 0 20 28 73 -45 27
15 R The ITK Heaton World Beaters 7 2 20 56 51 5 23
16 R TFKASS 5 3 21 30 63 -33 18

Oh cruel Fate, Scratchy, ITK and Dan have all been relegated to the Notionless League next season!

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position Team Won Drawn Lost G/F G/A G/Dif Points
1 C Proper Lard Unathletic 22 2 5 75 37 38 68
2 P Duncan's Disorderlies 18 1 10 51 34 17 55
3 Yelli's Yobs 17 0 12 70 51 19 51
4 Howdon Harriers 16 3 10 52 35 17 51
5 Jessie's High Pants 17 0 12 57 49 8 51
6 Quantum Mechanicals 15 4 10 58 44 14 49
7 The Stellar Warriors 16 1 12 57 50 7 49
8 Real Zaragossy 14 2 13 62 57 5 44
9 Chevy's Choppers 12 3 14 53 52 1 39
10 Spayne 13 0 16 47 54 -7 39
11 Pete's Porkie Pies 13 0 16 30 52 -22 39
12 Baxter Basics 12 2 15 46 55 -9 38
13 The Gallowgate 10 3 16 26 46 -20 33
14 Blaydon Racers 10 1 18 33 49 -16 31
15 Dudley Boys 8 2 19 29 57 -28 26
16 R Ceptic 5 4 20 23 47 -24 19

Don't look now, but Galaxy has slipped out of the playoff spots...I wouldn't fancy being a slug anywhere near her Aspidistras tomorrow!!!

Fixtures: Match 30

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth Vs Brwry Drp Utd
Bor C'bch Vs HTIN?
Brdo Utd Vs Mac Mar
Bar Samba Vs Min Acad
TFKASS Vs T Goons
ITKHWB Vs Toon Trag
Pil Con Vs W'end OB
Steph Sup Vs W'stck Co

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bax Bas Vs Dud Boys
Che Chop Vs Dunc's D's
Ceptic Vs How Har
Bla Rac Vs JHP
Q Mech Vs Spayne
Real Z Vs G'gate
PPP Vs TSW
PLU Vs Y Yobs

Too close to call for playoff positions, but Howdon Harriers are finishing against the woeful Ceptic whilst Yelli's Yobs have to cope with the formiddable Proper Lard Unathletic...

-- Anonymous, June 06, 2000

Answers

Boo hoo....I want me mam....weep wail....boo hoo.

-- Anonymous, June 06, 2000

ITK,

To score 56 Goals and get relegated is appalling.

Under the old system you'd probably have been in the top half of the league!

Commiserations :o(

-- Anonymous, June 06, 2000


Alas, too late the randomiser smiles upon How Toon Is Now. In one game I score more than a fifth as many goals as in the previous 28 games combined...Can I keep the lads together over the summer? Surely the law of averages must work in favour next season...? Should I shelve plans to ask the board about stadium expansion? :"@(

-- Anonymous, June 06, 2000

At least I didn't finish bottom...........ANDY DID......hehe.....

-- Anonymous, June 06, 2000

No comment!!!

He he he!

(;o)

-- Anonymous, June 06, 2000



Grrrrrrrrrrr! Where`s my elephant gun?!!!! {.oP That`s me taking aim!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, June 07, 2000

With the Racers stuffing already promoted Dunc's D's we could finish off the season by upsetting the Jessie's.

It looks like Howdon are in the play-offs as they have control of the "randomiser" ;-)))

-- Anonymous, June 07, 2000


5 friggin 4? You go all season (get the first ever 0 points) and then that? I'm still blaming Shearer.

-- Anonymous, June 07, 2000

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