Essay questions: Who has more important things to say: your boss or your cat?

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Here is an essay questions: Who has more important things to say: your boss or your cat?

-- Fae Line (meow@purr-pad.scratch), June 05, 2000

Answers

My cat is the boss! And she has quite a bit to say about that.

-- Debbie (dbspence@usa.net), June 05, 2000.

My cat said something very profound today. He was cleaning himself, a-lickin and a-lickin and I said "Clawdaddy, hows come you lick your crotch?" Well, his ears purrked, his pupils narrowed to a vertical slit, he grinned like a Cheshire cat and he said in a clear voice "because I can".

-- (nemesis@awol.com), June 06, 2000.

And our current project manager is a cat ...

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), June 06, 2000.

One is a pointed-haired manager, the other is my boss.

-- Brooks (brooksbie@hotmail.com), June 06, 2000.

I swear that I heard or read from a credible source somewhere (yep -- a familiar phrase that we've all come to know and love over the last couple of years regarding you-know-what-2K) that when a cat turns and sticks its behind in your face (e.g., while you're on the floor playing with it) it's meant as a greeting!

Now, just think -- if we humans adopted this as a new type of body language, we could cut right to the more interesting stuff when we start to talk.

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), June 06, 2000.



Eve,

I'm not mooning ya; just saying Hi.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), June 06, 2000.


My boss probably has more important things to say, but since my EEG shows I have Mu brain waves (the closest thing to an alert cat's brain) I guess I mainly understand the cat.

-- Normally (Oxsys@aol.com), June 06, 2000.

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