What other headlines are we likely to see this coming season?

Lovenkrands is a many splendoured thing etc etc

For all those teams who failed to get him :-

Can't buy me Lovenkrands

If he did turn out to be a JDT (and he won't coz he has a decent manager) I guess it would be :-

You can't hurry Lovenkrands

I'm backing him to score a hat-trick on his debut - it will be Lovenkrands at first sight.

-- Anonymous, June 05, 2000

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turns out to be a bit light on his feet (no, not that way) in the tackle, what do you get when you fall in Lovenkrands
taxi!

-- Anonymous, June 05, 2000

First match winning performance:

The Power of Lovenkrands

-- Anonymous, June 05, 2000

Scores on his debut and it's "Lovenkrands and Rockets" or "Isn't loven-Krand"

-- Anonymous, June 05, 2000

Perhaps Silvio might be persuaded to sing:

Lovenkra-ands Go together like a Norse and Maric

Gosh. Is that the time. Must be off...........

-- Anonymous, June 05, 2000

Nice one Screach - I was trying to find something in that direction.

-- Anonymous, June 05, 2000

As long as we don't see the headline Lovenkrands Stinks
;-)

-- Anonymous, June 05, 2000