>> A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman have been captured by the >> Sioux Indians. As a punishment for trespassing on sacred ground >> they are sentenced to death and are to be shot through the head with >> an arrow by a young brave. >> >> In accordance with Indian tradition each man gets a last dying >> request. The Irishman asks for a bottle of Kilkenny Whiskey. This >> takes the Indians some time to find but after a few days they manage >> it. The Irishman drinks the whole bottle and is oblivious when he is >> finally tied to the Totem Pole and shot through the head. >> >> The Englishman, seeing the Irishman's horrible death decides on some >> kind of revenge. He asks for a night of passion with the chief's >> wife. The chief reluctantly agrees to this and the Englishman has >> his way with the wife. The next morning he is tied to the Totem >> Pole and the Chief personally shoots the arrow through his head. >> >> The Scotsman is then led to the pole. As his last request he asks >> for two slices of bread, lightly buttered. The Indians look >> bewildered, not knowing what the Scotsman has in mind but, they >> oblige him with his request. Then in front of all the tribe, the >> Scotsman gets his John Thomas out and starts masturbating furiously >> between the slices of bread. >> >> Outraged at this act of indecency, the brave whose job it is to kill >> the Scotsman raises his bow and pulls back the arrow so as to stop >> this degrading act going any further. Just as he is about to >> release the arrow the Chief cries "STOP!!! We must spare his >> life!!". "WHY CHIEF???" shouts the brave, angry at not being able >> to kill him there and then. >> >> "Can't you see?" replies the chief. "White man come in peace".

-- Anonymous, June 04, 2000

Answers

Which was you coat Mac......the Tartan one wasn't it?

;0)

-- Anonymous, June 04, 2000

Nah, it's the dirty Mac over there!

-- Anonymous, June 04, 2000