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Sent this by a manc so forgive(ignore) the odd Shearer jibe..IT'S the fun Euro 2000 game all of the country will be playing! Simply print out our list of things to watch out for during coverage of thetournament and award yourself points as soon as they happen.
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Shot of field of tulips waving in front of windmill 12 points
Shot of Norwegian fan wearing Viking helmet 8 points
Shot of attractive blonde Swedish female fan 4 points
Ruud Gullit struggling to say something nice about Alan Shearer, who has just scored a hat-trick 37 points
BBC "surprise guest" Jimmy Hill stumbles into studio wearing novelty bow-tie 4 points
Shot of Mannekin Pis (Brussels statue of little boy having a wee) 9 points
As above, but with corny voiceover hoping "England don't get caught short tonight" 16 points
Mention of little Dutch boy who put his finger in the dyke 10 points
As above, but accompanied by crude laughter from Ally McCoist 20 points
Studio discussion of "famous Belgians" throws up the names of Hercule Poirot and Plastic Bertrand 18 points
Commentator praises David Beckham "who's matured a lot in the last two years" 7 points
Beckham lashes out at opponent following innocuous challenge 12 points
"Diabolical defending" (A Hansen) 3 points
"Ooh, look at the muck in here" (M Lawrenson) 12 points
Gabby Yorath makes stupid blunder 6 points
Gabby Yorath fails to make stupid blunder 28 points
"People say I'm boring, but the lads know I'm a real joker" (A Shearer) 3 points
German player with mullet 10 points
Czech/Slovenian/Yugoslavian player with mullet 1 point
Bob Wilson hosting very, very, very late at night highlights show 14 points
"I can't quite put my finger on where we went wrong" (K Keegan) 7 points
Dennis Wise promises to keep his cool and not let anyone down 3 points
Wise dismissed for reckless lunge at mascot Benelucky, who had been "looking at me funny" 19 points
"Hey, tell you what. Someone says there's a game of football on today. Shall we watch it together?" (D Lynam, intro to England v Germany match) 8 points
England v Germany commentator urging us to "relax - this is a group game, so it can't go to penalties" 12 points
On morning of England-Germany game, Alan Ball mud flatles in the tabloids on about 1966, Sir Alf, Dunkirk spirit, etc 6 points
Sir Geoff Hurst points out that the ball definitely crossed the line because a poacher like Roger Hunt would definitely have followed up if it hadn't 1 point
Peter Schmeichel shouting at Danish defenders 2 points
Clive Tyldesley mentions Manchester United 17 times during first half of game between Belgium and Turkey 13 points
After a chair is broken by England fans in an Eindhoven bar, The Daily Mail calls for the immediate banning of all football immediately 4 points
"They should birch these hooligans, it's the only language they understand" (R Littlejohn) 2 points
Shot of David Baddiel in stands looking smug as crowd sing 'Three Lions' 6 points
Shot of Prince Charles in stands looking uncomfortable at having to watch this soccer lark 3 points
Amanda Holden/Nicole Appleton out of All Saints/Sara Cox ligging at England v Germany match and pretending they've "always been into footy" 23 points
Posh Spice in stands looking adoringly at D Beckham 5 points
Posh Spice in stands eating pie 55 points
Jolly England fans celebrate thrilling 3-2 victory against Portugal by singing meaningless song about the IRA 1 point
Archive shot of Graham Taylor saying "Do I not like that" 3 points
Archive shot of Stuart Pearce scoring his penalty and making "that face" 4 points
"This has got to be the worst game of football I've ever seen" (A Green,Radio Five Live) 2 points
Zinedine Zidane referred to as "ZZ Top" 3 points
Zinedine Zidane referred to as "ZZ Thinning-On-Top" 6 points
"And on the ball now is (insert name of any player from other 15 countries here) who has, of course, been linked with a move to Chelsea" 7 points
Frank Leboeuf points out that he has a World Cup winners' medal 13 points
Tabloids refer to England's first opponents as "the Portuguese men of war" 9 points
Tabloids explain how David Seaman (36), Tony Adams (33), Martin Keown(33)and Paul Ince (33) will demolish an ageing German outfit whose best days are behind them 7 points
Serious newsman attempting to deliver insert about potential hooliganism at tonight's match with drunken fans waving to camera behind him 11 points
As above, but with harassed newsman telling yobs to "clear off" 22 points
Kevin Phillips mentions that he used to work in a warehouse 14 points
Alan Shearer just happens to let it slip that he is "just a sheet metal worker's son from Newcastle" 25 points
England go out of tournament on penalties 99 points
-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000
Don't let the Manc take credit, it was on RTG and the Strawberry yesterday.
-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000
Yeah I had it e-mailed to me by a Strawb yesterday morning. Typical Manc always 24 hours behind !
-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000
And it would seem that quite a lot of us have just received it from Steph via e-mail now :))
-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000
Ahh...so that's what it is. :-)
I can't read excel files anymore since my home pc has Lotus
-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000
Not being an expert here Ciara, I amaze myself by actually getting things on the bbs!! However, you have to cut the lotus close to waterline and paint on a systemic poison. That way you will not kill other plants or fish!!Got to go the cabbie is blasting on his horn...........
-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000