do you see the nekkids everywhere?

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I am seeing them everywhere now....if not people who look like people I saw on the nekkids..then I just see people and PICTURE them BEING nekkids...
Pretty sure it's cuz the nekkids tend to fall into three categories..
1.Horrible White Trash
2.Middle class, bank manager lookin' white women...
3. Gay men
I see people all day long that fall into one of these categories...at least...sometimes there's the gay white trash guy...he falls into two....
I really haven't been watching them THAT much!!


-- em (belovedem@aol.com), June 01, 2000

Answers

Em, get a hold on yourself! (Aw, dammit, you know what I mean!) It's just the persistence of vision thing. Just like Slingo, it will pass. (Slingo did go away, didn't it? Tell me you haven't become a closet Slingo freak.) But while you're seeing nekkids everywhere, why not flip the tv channel to C-Span or The 500 Club or something. That ought to keep you entertained for awhile.

-- Jaeme (xpatriot@bellsouth.net), June 01, 2000.

Good lord -- get a grip, Em! First thing you know, I'll hop over there and see YOU on the screen! (I'm laughing out loud here.) The nekkids are nuts, my friend. All nuts. Jaeme's right -- the fascination will pass -- I think. My question is -- how do so many of the same sort of people find this thing? You're right about the categories -- odd. Very odd.

Sandy

-- Sandy (sansmith@mindspring.com), June 01, 2000.


You people think I'm crazy....I'm sad now.....
Jules does it too, ya know...sees nekkids out in public...
Gawd...it ain't like I'm on there all day every day...I step in and peek in the evenings...after Nick's asleep...for like a few hours...during which time I do other stuff....

-- Em (belovedem@aol.com), June 01, 2000.

Hit submit...I'm on the phone with Jules and wanted to read her your posts cuz I said "they think I'm a freak"..
I didn't realize that it said "do other stuff.."
I mean..other surfin'....
Buh..nevermind
:-(

-- Em (belovedem@aol.com), June 01, 2000.

It's the curse of the nekkids....

-- Jaeme (xpatriot@bellsouth.net), June 01, 2000.


God knows after lookin' at some of them butt-ugly people nekkid, it's bound to have seared your eyeballs!

-- Jaeme (xpatriot@bellsouth.net), June 01, 2000.

No, no, no -- you ain't crazy Em. See - it's just that before the nekkids, you were so innocent -- seeing all of those photos has damaged your eyes. But not your brain. Nope. Not a bit. It'll be okay, Em.

-- Sandy (sansmith@mindspring.com), June 01, 2000.

That's cuz we KNOW what damaged my brain!!
Hee.....dain bamage....

-- Em (belovedem@aol.com), June 01, 2000.

I am going to keep looking until I see somebody I know.... With the way people talk at work, It will happen!

-- MRene (MRenecam@aol.com), June 01, 2000.

Em, I think you missed your calling -- you should have been a -- oh, what's the word -- like Margaret Mead -- anthropologist? -- but for the trailer trash set. You've got 'em pegged alright. Why aren't there any classy, good looking men on there, do you suppose? Oh wait, they've got too much sense, I guess. Good grief, there are some ugly people on there. I always wonder -- 'do they REALLY think they look GOOD?' Is that in the realm of possibility?

You are one funny lady.

-- Sandy (sansmith@mindspring.com), June 02, 2000.



The problem is, we're ALL Nekkids---under our clothes.

--Al of NOVA NOTES.



-- Al Schroeder (al.schroeder@nashville.com), June 02, 2000.


Oh my God -- Al's right. That is -- indeed -- the problem.

Sandy

-- Sandy (sansmith@mindspring.com), June 02, 2000.


Yes...see...The Nekkids have given me a unique opportunity...
To see the nekkids bodies of people that...in life..I probably never would have had to...
For instance, say, MrsKurius....them hooters!! When I see those, I think the same thing that I am sure so many women say when they see me...."I'd get me some fuckin' SURGERY if I had to sell a kidney!"

It has given me, unfortunately, an idea of what all those guys I see at the corner store buyin' their 40 ouncer and their dirty magazine look like nekkid!!
Or those housewives!
You just don't ever think those uptight women even HAVE private parts...now that I've seen them doing all manner of things TO their private parts...it's hard to see one of those women in their minivan at a red light now.

That's it...
it's official...

I've been traumatized!!!!

-- Em (belovedem@aol.com), June 02, 2000.

Oh, great. I was doing just fine until I read this thread, and now I'm having the same problems. I saw some horrifically unkempt slob at a bookstore tonight and could immediately picture him in one of those little thumbnails over the handle "bigstudd" or something ... :::shudder:::

-- Nicole (nwillson@insomniaville.com), June 02, 2000.

Me too. It's contagious, I think. Just returned from the grocery store and you know those "bag boys" that are about a 100 years old? Well, we have them here anyway. That's all I could think of while he was putting the eggs and milk in the bag. Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuu

Thanks a lot, Em.

I don't think I'm traumatized yet but I can feel it coming. I'll go running out of the store, screaming, hands over my eyes next. Yep, thanks a lot.

Sandy

-- Sandy (sansmith@mindspring.com), June 03, 2000.



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