The Son of Satan unmasked on the BBS

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Check the statistics page out!!

Screachers on 666 postings!! I've always wondered about him....there was always something "not quite right"!!

Get thee behind me!!

Doesn't look much like the son of a fallen angel though does he?

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Answers

...and you'd not have much difficulty in spotting the number of the beast tatooed on his scalp (a la The Omen).

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Well, if it's true, then you two'd better watch oot.

But this really brings up a much more important point. How many sad b@st@rds are there around who check to see how many postings each contributor has made.

It might be hot doon here, but at least aah've got a life!

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000


Gav,

Are you sure its not the "Son of Santa"

Only I din't (as in did not) get many presents last year and wondered if you could put in a good word for me?

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000


As I'm bored and 'cos Gav gave me an opening, I've decide to post this.

I KNOW in advance that the formatting's gonna be up to maggots...

We all know that 666 is called "the Number of the Beast". But did you know about these?

660 Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666 Number of the Millibeast

/ 666 Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2) Imaginary number of the Beast

6.66 e3 Floating point Beast

1010011010 Binary of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number again? Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666 Area code of the Beast

00666 Zip code of the Beast

666mph The speed limit of the Beast

$665.95 Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 Way of the Beast

666 F Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 % 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

$666/hr Beast's lawyer's billing rate

Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 CPU of the Beast

666i BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

1232 Octal, Apt. 29A Beast's hexed address

668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast

333 The semi-Christ

665.9997856 The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

-- Anonymous, May 27, 2000


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