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-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

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Happy Birthday Dougal.

Aye, its Dougal's birthday tomorrow.

This is a nice time of year for Dougal as she does not have to worry about our next match (not until the fixtures are published anyway - Oh no - we've got to play Man Utd TWICE!). So Dougal devotes her time in the dry season to worrying about how much money Man Utd have got and reading Red Issue to see what they say about us.

Never fear pet, next year will be a great year for us, and we'll all have lots of fun following the lads, come what may. Have a lovely time on your birthday. Enjoy yourself and relax.

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Have a gudun..... but no cake mind.... remember the diet.

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Dougal - sod the diet - it`s your birthday!!! Hope you have a great day!!!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Have a cracking good birthday, Dougal. I have written to Shearer to pull his finger out and present you with a hattrick tomorrow.

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Happy Birthday, Dougal! Have your cake and eat it, forget the diet for a day. Hope Big Al scores loads of goals for you and gives you no reason to have any kittens(which aren't allowed in many flats you're likely to be looking at!) ;-))

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Happy Birthday Dougal.......full celebration at CNII on Thursday yeah!

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Happy birthday Doug , have acquired freeby tickets to go on the 8 mtr cyclist only by-pass in your home town, collectable from the daft bugarxxs, sorry burghers of Consett. Take care but do get pi--ed and pig out, lay down the law gal!!! Buff

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Happy Birthday for TODAY, it's Saturday over here already, 02.15am.

Fully endorse Galaxy and Ciara's recommendation to screw the diet today, in fact, screw anything (or anyone) you damn well want today.

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, young lady and you have a duty to to those who are sending you many good wishes, to enjoy a great day :-))

val and fifties fan

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Best wishes for a great, diet-free birthday dougal.

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Well..it's always been something special going on here everytime I get back on posting, so last time was Sofie's being under prisoned by something called marriage and now Dougal's birthday.

So... (font size="8">HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOUGS! HOPE YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD TIME AND NOT SO MANY PAPER WORKS ON YOUR DESK BY MONDAY, CAN I HAVE MY CAKE PLEASE???

PS: Do I have mistakes on HTML's tag this time? Screach...

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

I think the answer is self-evident Eddy! But who am I to talk to the master of design about HTML errors?

Good to hear from you again mate!

-- Anonymous, May 27, 2000

Thank you for your good wishes. Terrible hangover yesterday (retching bile by lunchtime) but good birthday. The negative effect of 30000000 cals of alcohol no doubt countered by constant chundering yesterday.

-- Anonymous, May 29, 2000

Sounds like you had a good one. Best Wishes for the remainder of the hang over weekend

-- Anonymous, May 29, 2000

Thanks, Kegsey. I'm off out to the pub soon...

-- Anonymous, May 29, 2000

Can I come as well?

-- Anonymous, May 29, 2000

Oh, so it was your birthday? I was beginning to think I'd got it all wrong. When I called on Saturday, your hoosemate said you were in the bath. So it's true then - bathdays come round once a year.

Hope you had a good 'un. Well worth the diet to have a binge once in a while.

-- Anonymous, May 29, 2000

Doug
Looks like a belated birthday card is in order. Hope you're back to your (bliddy hell - managed to get them both in one sentence) normal effervescent self.

Pity you can't reverse the order and get the calls to bill and hewey out the way before you start, and then go out and enjoy yourself without any after effects. -)

-- Anonymous, May 30, 2000