Crikey - had to look at my watch to check the date isn't April 1st.

Gary McAlister has agreed to sign for Liverpool. Hooligan wants an experienced heed (but obviously not a well covered one) in the squad to look after the bairns. If he'd only asked me, he could have saved a fair bit on wages. I'm not greedy - a mere #5k a week would have done. I'd even cut the grass for and extra thou a week.

McAlister is 36.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

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sSo from what Tony was saying elsewhere, there's a chance of GM moving to the Mackems in 4 or 5 years' time.

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000