Post and be damned!

Most of my lot (today) get Murdered?

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Answers

Pretty accurate.....but which one?

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Today I am mostly being Scorpio, tomorrow I may be a worthless piece of shit. The "advantages" of being born on the cusp. (that and celebrating your 17th birthday, sh1t face drunk on crutches as Thatcher was ousted - oops little bit of politics)

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

I'm somewhere between a computer and a website owner in Whitley Bay!

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

you've got a whitley wide web site - a whole new meaning to WWW ;o)

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Scorpio , so im a total b*****d then .. hmmm ; - ))

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

I'm a pisces and got off fairly lightly!! :))

Cheers Scratchy ;)

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Don't get too close guys I am a Libra

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Libra's got to be the nastiest :)))))

Sorry Tony mate ;)

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Gav couple my Libraness with wor lasses Virgoness and it doesn't make for happy reading, I'll just have to shag her ass that'll keep her awake and fulfill my secret ambitions. (c;

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Taurus - and apart from the last sentence, of course, it is pretty accurate. DOG-ged determination. Never get things right first time (cyberplank)! Yelli`s has me puzzled though?!(:o|

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Actually mum you seem to have gotten off quite lightly!!

Hmmm.....wonder what Yelli's is......hopefully she's not a gemini cos you'd really have to be worried about that!! :)

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

I think that explains a lot Gav : - ))

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Worried?! Gav, I have a daughter, `worried` is my natural state! I have to admit though, if she were a Gemini, that was truly a horrorscope!(:o)

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Sting?

Galaxy, It certainly would be a worry....especially with all the virtual brothers and sisters you've just given her :))

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Cancer, I'll just make my way to Slade prison now shall I?

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Softie,
How about going halfies on a cell ?

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Taurus. I'd prefer to be a f#cking asshole than an asshole f#cker.

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

I notice that the Aquarius's (fuck the grammar!) are keeping their mouths very firmly closed.....which makes a change if the horoscope is to be believed ;)

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Alright Bill, am I Fletcher or Gomper? Not sure who is most likely our Mr McKay, but Gav has to be odds on as Luke-warm (not forgotten his Lederhosen excursion) :-) Naff off screws, where'd I leave me snout?

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000