1) Dennis Bergkamp - staying at the @rse

2) Gabriel Batistuta - moving to Roma

3) Damien Duff & Matt Jansen - Graham Souness has turned down a move by BR to sign these two from Blackburn

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

Answers

Probably right, but I wouldn't rule out Batistuta at some point soon.

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

Darren Peacock (much to Susie's disgust)

Keith Gillespie (a dead cert, eh?)

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

The Makems on the RTG are wetting themselves at the thought that they might sign Dizzy.........

To coin a phrase, Peacock is a dead duck these day's isn't he. I though the world of him when he played at SJP, especially one he tied his hair back in a pony-tail.....he played cr@p with it all hanging loose, but he is second or third division material now surely.

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

That ZZ top bloke. Heard a rumour from my favourite publican that he wanted to play in the Premier League but would only consider us or Liverpool. Now looks like the caveman is staying at Juve - shame.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Silvio Maric

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Neil Sullivan - agreed to sign for Spurs. Thank the Lord!

-- Anonymous, May 27, 2000

Richard Wright. Now that Ipswich have been promoted.

-- Anonymous, May 29, 2000

Christian Karambeu - apparently headed for the Smoggies. Decent player.

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000

'My Little Pony' - staying with the Gooners, apparently.

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000

Jimmy Floyd H. - has apprently signed for Chewsee.

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000

Robert Pires - reported as joining the Gooners after Euro 2000.

-- Anonymous, June 03, 2000

Do you think we could confuse the Arse and off load Lionel Perez to them and make them think he is Piriz

-- Anonymous, June 03, 2000

I think the only real hope is to flog him to a male brothel as Lionel Blair!

-- Anonymous, June 03, 2000

Fernando Miera!
According to The Journal this morning he's agreed terms with both Udinese and Vicenza - hardly giants of European footy!
Apparently he would prefer Vicenza, but Udinese have agreed to pay his present Club #3mm.
Looks like another Toon target has slipped through the net.

-- Anonymous, June 05, 2000

Bernard Diomede - former Toon target, reported as close to joining Liverpool for a bargain #2mm. Can play wide left or through the middle.

-- Anonymous, June 07, 2000

Gudjohnsen. Chelsea have confirmed signing him at 4m pounds, giving him a 5yr contract.

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

Sunderland may now be ready to make a move for Belgium winger Bart Goor following his country's exit in Euro 2000. Peter Reid is believed to be interested in the 27-year-old left winger, although he was far from impressive in the co-hosts 2-0 defeat to Turkey that ended their Championship campaign.

Anderlecht manager Michel Verschueren has already claimed he is anticipating a bid in the region of #3 million for his star player, whether or not that comes from the Sunderland boss remains to be seen.

Reid was also said to be keen on Goor's Belgian team-mates Gert Verheyen and Emile Mpenza, although both were disappointing in the Turkey trouncing.

Reid will, however, continue to keep a close eye on Euro 2000 for further targets with Romanian Christian Chivu remaining on his hit-list.

Well that's two players people on here like, Goor and Chivu. A left fullback and left winger. Both possible needs for our club.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2000