Match Number 25

6 December 1997, Arsenal at SJP - oh look, it's that nice Ian Wright again, I'm sure he won't score yet another goal against the Toon will he? Oh, he has. Well surely Tino up front on his own will have the beating of the Arsenal back 4. Oh, perhaps not, I know, lets take him off and bring Albert on with half an hour to go, that's bound to clinch it....never forget, folks, never forget.

Points Hislop 1 Watson 2 Peacock 2 Pearce 2 Pistone 2 Batty 2 Lee 2 Barnes 2 Gillespie 2 Tomasson 2 Ketsbaia 1 (sub) Asprilla 2 Albert 1 (sub)

Results: Match 25

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Bor C'bch	0-1	Ath B'worth
Bar Samba	1-2	Brdo Utd
Min Acad	1-1	Brwry Drp Utd
HTIN?	2-3	Mac Mar
Steph Sup	0-2	TFKASS
ITKHWB	0-1	Pil Con
Toon Trag	0-2	W'end OB
W'stck Co	4-0	T Goons

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bla Rac	3-2	Ceptic
Che Chop	1-1	Bax Bas
Dunc's D's	3-1	How Har
JHP	1-0	Dud Boys
PLU	3-0	Q Mech
Real Z	0-1	PPP
G'gate	1-2	TSW
Y Yobs	4-0	Spayne

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Athletico Backworth	20	2	3	57	23	34	62
2	Steph's Superstars	17	1	7	52	31	21	52
3	Brewery Droopers United	15	2	8	45	33	12	47
4	MinesaS&N Academicals	14	3	8	53	32	21	45
5	MacBeth's Marauders	14	2	9	47	41	6	44
6	Beardo United	14	0	11	47	40	7	42
7	Toon Tragedy	14	0	11	40	33	7	42
8	Pilgrim's Converts	11	4	10	51	46	5	37
9	Wallsend Old Boys	11	4	10	39	39	0	37
10	Woodstock County	11	0	14	38	49	-11	33
11	Barton's Samba	10	1	14	38	40	-2	31
12	Toon Goons	10	1	14	33	44	-11	31
13	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	7	3	15	31	44	-13	24
14	How Toon is Now?	8	0	17	23	55	-32	24
15	The ITK Heaton World Beaters	6	1	18	23	47	-24	19
16	TFKASS	5	2	18	26	49	-23	17

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	20	1	4	62	25	37	61
2	Duncan's Disorderlies	16	1	8	47	30	17	49
3	The Stellar Warriors	15	1	9	49	40	9	46
4	Howdon Harriers	14	3	8	48	29	19	45
5	Yelli's Yobs	14	0	11	56	47	9	42
6	Jessie's High Pants	14	0	11	51	45	6	42
7	Quantum Mechanicals	11	4	10	45	40	5	37
8	Real Zaragossy	12	1	12	50	48	2	37
9	Spayne	12	0	13	41	40	1	36
10	Pete's Porkie Pies	12	0	13	23	37	-14	36
11	Baxter Basics	10	2	13	43	52	-9	32
12	The Gallowgate	9	3	13	23	37	-14	30
13	Blaydon Racers	9	1	15	31	45	-14	28
14	Chevy's Choppers	8	3	14	45	50	-5	27
15	Dudley Boys	7	1	17	26	54	-28	22
16	Ceptic	5	3	17	23	43	-20	18

Hmmm. Not overly impressed with Howdon Harrier's current form, although I'm now sandwiched between Galaxy and Yelli, so every cloud has a silver lining ;-))

Fixtures: Match 26

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth	Vs	Min Acad
Pil Con	Vs	W'stck Co
Mac Mar	Vs	Bar Samba
Brwry Drp Utd	Vs	Bor C'bch
Brdo Utd	Vs	HTIN?
W'end OB	Vs	Steph Sup
T Goons	Vs	ITKHWB
TFKASS	Vs	Toon Trag

BBS Notionless League Division 1

How Har	Vs	Bla Rac
Dud Boys	Vs	Che Chop
Ceptic	Vs	Dunc's D's
Bax Bas	Vs	JHP
TSW	Vs	PLU
Spayne	Vs	Real Z
Q Mech	Vs	G'gate
PPP	Vs	Y Yobs

We were going to have the Cup Quarter Final tonight as well, but the database I use went off line after I copied tonight's game. Sorry...

-- Anonymous, May 23, 2000

Answers

Blimey Softie, is that what is known as a `manager aux trois`!!!

So I really am romping up the league!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 23, 2000

I for once can't top my Mum's answer so I'm not going to try.

Another day, another victory!!!

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 23, 2000

The fact of whether I'm heading up or down has serious implications in this situation :-))

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

The current form guide would suggest you are going down...

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

You flirting with my woman Softie? Grrrrr.......

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

So 5 games to go and PLU are 15 points clear of 3rd place TSW. Promotion celebrations tonight?
Meanwhile... the Blayon Racers travel to Howdon Harriers where a win will guarantee Div 1 football next season. Should be a piece of cake!

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

Hey up Softie....that's not an offer that yelli makes everyday....

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

PLU are certainly looking unstopable! And I`ve never won more than two games on the trot, so I think they are looking good for promotion!

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

Are there any Euro competitions next season for the top Premier League teams?

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

uuummmmuuummmmuuummm ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

You salivating at the prospects of european competition or just day dreaming?

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

Just chewing over my options.

Anyway, I have a sneaking suspicion that Yelli is giving me the 'come hither' treatment so she can neatly sidestep me and make a dash for the automatic promotion spot, leaving me languishing in midtable obscurity. Lasses, you can't trust 'em :-)

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

Whatever gave you that idea?!?

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000