Match Number 23

11 September 1999, Bobby's first game in charge, Stamford Bridge, NUFC 0, cheating, bald, French scumbag 1. Everything about Chewseee in this game was unpleasant. Niggling, whinging, diving, cheating and whining. 7 bookings in the game but they should have had Wise and Leboeuf sent off. Wise for assaulting Shearer - who laughed it off and shook his hand to allow the poison dwarf to stay on, and Leboeuf (if a reason is needed) for throwing himself screaming to the turf clutching his eyes whilst Big Dunc stood 3 yards away laughing at him and indicating the distance to the referee.

Points Wright 5 (joker) Barton 1 (booked) Dabizas 1 (booked) Goma 2 Domi 2 Dyer 1 (booked) Speed 2 Lee 2 Maric 1 (sub) Solano 0 (sub and booked) Hughes 1 (sub) Shearer 2 Ferguson 2 Robinson 1 (sub)

Results: Match 23

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth	5-1	W'stck Co
Bar Samba	2-2	Pil Con
Brdo Utd	0-3	Steph Sup
Bor C'bch	1-0	TFKASS
Brwry Drp Utd	3-1	ITKHWB
HTIN?	0-3	T Goons
Mac Mar	0-3	Toon Trag
Min Acad	2-1	W'end OB

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bax Bas	4-2	Y Yobs
Bla Rac	0-1	PPP
Ceptic	0-3	PLU
Che Chop	4-1	Q Mech
Dud Boys	5-4	Real Z
Dunc's D's	2-1	Spayne
How Har	4-0	G'gate
JHP	2-4	TSW

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Athletico Backworth	18	2	3	53	23	30	56
2	Steph's Superstars	17	1	5	49	25	24	52
3	MinesaS&N Academicals	14	1	8	49	28	21	43
4	Brewery Droopers United	14	1	8	41	32	9	43
5	MacBeth's Marauders	13	1	9	41	36	5	40
6	Toon Tragedy	13	0	10	38	30	8	39
7	Beardo United	12	0	11	41	37	4	36
8	Wallsend Old Boys	10	4	9	35	35	0	34
9	Pilgrim's Converts	9	4	10	46	43	3	31
10	Barton's Samba	10	1	12	37	35	2	31
11	Toon Goons	10	1	12	32	38	-6	31
12	Woodstock County	9	0	14	30	47	-17	27
13	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	7	3	13	29	39	-10	24
14	How Toon is Now?	8	0	15	21	49	-28	24
15	The ITK Heaton World Beaters	5	1	17	21	46	-25	16
16	TFKASS	4	2	17	24	47	-23	14

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	18	1	4	54	25	29	55
2	Howdon Harriers	14	3	6	46	24	22	45
3	Duncan's Disorderlies	14	1	8	43	29	14	43
4	The Stellar Warriors	13	1	9	42	35	7	40
5	Yelli's Yobs	13	0	10	48	42	6	39
6	Quantum Mechanicals	11	4	8	42	33	9	37
7	Jessie's High Pants	12	0	11	48	44	4	36
8	Real Zaragossy	11	1	11	46	44	2	34
9	Spayne	11	0	12	40	36	4	33
10	Pete's Porkie Pies	11	0	12	22	33	-11	33
11	The Gallowgate	9	3	11	22	34	-12	30
12	Baxter Basics	9	1	13	36	51	-15	28
13	Blaydon Racers	8	1	14	28	37	-9	25
14	Chevy's Choppers	7	2	14	43	49	-6	23
15	Dudley Boys	7	1	15	26	52	-26	22
16	Ceptic	5	3	15	21	39	-18	18

It's looking increasingly likely that the South Coast teams will be drawn together in the Notionless League playoffs...I'm keeping well out of this one ;-) You will notice, however, that they have a 6-pointer tomorrow!

Fixtures: Match 24

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Bar Samba	Vs	Ath B'worth
Bor C'bch	Vs	Brdo Utd
HTIN?	Vs	Brwry Drp Utd
Min Acad	Vs	Mac Mar
Steph Sup	Vs	Pil Con
ITKHWB	Vs	TFKASS
Toon Trag	Vs	T Goons
W'stck Co	Vs	W'end OB

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bla Rac	Vs	Bax Bas
Che Chop	Vs	Ceptic
Dunc's D's	Vs	Dud Boys
JHP	Vs	How Har
PLU	Vs	PPP
Real Z	Vs	Q Mech
G'gate	Vs	Spayne
Y Yobs	Vs	TSW

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2000

Answers

Incidentally, Barton must now serve a 1-match ban. As with David Batty, all bans are in the league and only take effect when the player actually appears.

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2000

The Daily Toon grudge match next up.........if that Scracthcy knows what's good for him he'll keep well away from MOTD Stadium.......This is a real six pointer and by god I won't half sulk if I loose this one.........Taggartisms......you don't know what it means......I have'nt even started yet!

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2000

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! YES! YES! YES! (:o)

Let battle commence! I`m girding my loins as we speak (not a pretty sight I can tell you!) (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2000

Amazing. All the games this season with crazy high point values and the Goons conspire to lose or only win by a goal, and here one of the lowest point games and we thrash our esteemed opponents. Funny ole game, innit? ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2000

Ciara- makes nee odds when you're playing me, pet. High-scoring or low-scoring, I'm always no-scoring.

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2000