The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The hansome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2000

Answers

Brilliant Ciara!I wonder which category Val puts me in?--it has to be one of the categories that has 'no money'

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2000

>>>>The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married

I hate to be stereotyped but you've got me right there! (-;

The women who have handsome, nice and heterosexual men don't always appreciate the fact IMHO .... (-;

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2000

My thoughts exactly Jonno. Good job she didn't say anything about youthful mind, eh?

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2000

Gay....i'm not even bliddy happy.........It's not true that I'm gay.....I just help them out when they are busy.....honest!

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2000