greenspun.com : LUSENET : Xeney : One Thread

You sound like a very bright young lady,but are you as content as you would have others beleive? Have you ever taken life to the max,to know the ultmate high and come out on top? I hope I have caused you to stop and think to yourself,is this for me.

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2000


Is it just me, or does this question make no sense at all?

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2000

Well it made sense to me, even though I had to think about it. I'm just not entirely sure who it's directed at and why.

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

He's suggesting either kinky sex or mountain climbing. Maybe kinky sex while mountain climbing. Sure makes me stop and think. Problem is, when I think of mountain climbing I think of my brother. Ew.

That's another thread for another day.

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

I think someone's doing some military recruiting or something... Be All That You Can Be, Beth!

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

Carol and Stef are both right.

Uncle Sam Wants YOU (or your brother) for kinky mountain climbing sex.

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

Beth, the sad truth is, it's not Uncle Sam. Some pimply Sergeant in the Rangers wants you for kinky mountain climbing sex. Don't go, you'll get a nose bleed.

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

I'm just trying to imagine what kinky mountain climbing sex would actually consist of a little bondage while abseiling or something? Could be fun

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

I get short of breath just thinking about it.

-- Anonymous, May 24, 2000

An email received earlier from the poster of the original message:

> I got you to THINK didn't I? I hope you'll do that in > all aspects of life, now and in the future,as you mature > you'll understand my message.

Dear Sir,

Please do not read my words the wrong way, for they are not written in a hostile manner, but I do assure you that your message did not increase the level of thought in my brain. If my vegetable state had been interrupted, my sole thought would have been "why is this posted here?" Thoughts of my own life and "the max" and "the ultimate high" would not have come into play. And as I reach the mature age of 75, I will surface up to coherence once again. I will have forgotten your message from that newfangled "internet," content with my knowledge that, had you really known me or Beth or anyone else on this forum, you would know that we are probably some of the last people on the earth that should ever be taken to task about examining our lives.

Thank you.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Has anybody other than me received an email from the curious person who asked the question to begin with? I got from him about half an hour ago, which in its entirety reads "Well my very young and INMATURE friend,having a problem with life,GROW UP." Typos and grammar by Hank. I'd like to take this opportunity to publicly assure Mr Bigley that my life is by and large fine and I have no real problems with it other than lack of gainful employment and money. I quite like it otherwise and will like it better if you keep the hell out of it. I'd also like to state for the record that I am 25 and intelligent enough to know that "inmature" is not a word. With that said, I hereby consign you and your charming message to the Deleted Items folder of my mail program.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Yeah, James, I got flamed a bit too -- of course, I did suggest that the poster was a pimply Sergeant in the Rangers, so fair's fair. (BTW, no offense to the Rangers; I'm sure there are SEALs with acne, too) On an unrelated note, I think any kind of mountain climbing sex qualifies as kinky. Mountain climbing by itself has always sorta struck me as unnatural.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

He just sent me a lovely little e-mail, too:

"I can see where this conversation is going and I've decided to go the other way,as far as sex with your brother goes,that's between you,your brother and GOD,that is if you even beleive in GOD.Sex in not love and love is not sex,sex is lust and love is devine.I'll say a prayer for you."

Um, Hank, have you nothing better to do than bother people who don't give a damn about your odd little screeds? If not, then what a sad little life you must lead.

Regarding your interpretaion of my post, apparently you didn't see the "ew" in my post. I have two words for you: Humor. Joke. Look them up in the dictionary. You might start to understand what's actually going on around you, though I somehow doubt it.

Don't bother praying for me, my sister already has that job sown up.

As they say in the newsgroup world, enjoy my killfile. *plonk*

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Oh, Tom, dissin' the SEALs. Those boys find out, you are so dead.

Isn't kinky mountain climbing sex the specialty of the Green Berets rather than the Rangers? I always thought the Rangers preferred their kinky sex in the jungles, but I could have that wrong. ;)

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Hank's kind of a L'Enfant Provacateur, or a wanna be Profundus Maximus. What do you think?

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Hey, I thought I was the only one getting bizarre e-mails from this guy! I have deleted the one he sent me, but it was something along the lines of how my life must be incredibly dull, and he feels sorry for me. Heh. What a wingnut.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

hey, does that mean if I add to this discussion I'll get weird hatemail too?

Here's my beef: "Young Lady"

Puh leeze. - double scooop with an extra 'z' on top.

Even before I read the forum and knew we were dealing with a lunatic, I was offended by that patronizing garbage.

It's even more offensive than being a prostletyzing god-freak trying to get attention and fill an empty loveless life by sending nonsensical rants to random strangers.

-- Anonymous, June 03, 2000

Moderation questions? read the FAQ