Thats in not well, not sick as in a dirty mind....but I have on of those as well.

Apparently I am allergic to wood stain. Whod have thought it?

So I a sitting here feeling sorry for myself what do I do to curtail the boredom? I have already cleaned the bathroom.!!!!

Galaxy any suggestions? ;o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Answers

I REALLY am sick and I do mean as in a very dirty mind!!

I know what I'd be doing if I was a girl at home alone!!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Oh yes what's that then??

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

NEED YOU ASK?

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Jay, Did you read what it said on the tin? "Likely to make Jay sick Very small letters mind, but it does do what it says on the tin.

Get well soon pet!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Jay - eat chocolate! And spend the rest of the day thinking up quick, witty and scaything(sp) replies for our resident smut- mongers! (:o)

I, on the other hand, am off to do the ironing YET AGAIN! (:o(

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I am just glad my floor doesn't need two coates. Or I would have had to call in reinforcements.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I'd be sucking me own tits...if I was a bird....oh..and I'd be filmimg it too.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Its a know fact (among women anyway) that you can't "suck ya own tit" unless you have size D or above. Most women don't want that dig a boobs as they sag. Men they know nothing.

Besides I am off food, so I don't want to eat anything

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

God LR I've missed you!!!

It's close to what I had in mind but not quite ;))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I beg to differ....ya can get a c-cup up there if ya really want to.....I've got in on film...wanna see? :-)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

No you can't !! and no thanks to the film either....I'm not well you know!! ;o))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

FACT!!! Jay is c-cup or smaller :-)....great....who needs tits like a photo-finish in a zeppelin race anyway? :-)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Allergic to Wood Stain?

I've logged that one in the Sicky excuses already! Along with Bar-B-Q food poisoning (season's coming up, same time as Euro 2000!!).

I haven't pulled a sickie in over a year so I am in credit.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Last time I was off sick I fell down the stairs at work and did me back in. So that was their fault not mine ! ;o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Sorry for dropping you in it like that Jay - should have known it would be like a red rag to a bull! You really need to be at full strength to hold your own (yeah alright - ha ha ha) on here. Hope you`re feeling better soon. (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

OK Pet we'll try to cheer you up.

It was nice to be able to wish you happy birthday from Rhodes (Thanks Screach) and to finally hear those dulcet Geordie tones.

I've managed to come back with a cold. It was red hot during the day but freezing at night thanks to a gales blowing in from the sea every evening.

I reckon my drinks tally was

15 Pints,, 45 Bacardi And Coke, 20 Tequilla, 10 Jagermeister, 10 Feigling, 8 Drinks similar to Jagermeister, but from Denmark (the bar was full of Danish and English and we watched the Eurovision Song Contest voting. When they won they bought drinks for everyone). 2 Flaming B52's, 2 Brains, 1 Multiple Orgasm, 1 Flaming Sambuca, 1 Cocktail of unknown Origin.

I didn't had an alcoholic drink before 10pm except Sunday when the Toon were playing.

Because I was staying with my mate who owned the bar I never got to bed before 4 am and twice it was at 5:30 am. For the last four days I got four hours sleep a day. I sunbathed once for 1.5 hours. I played Guitar, Blues Harmonica, Tambourine, Rhythym Sticks, Maraccas and Cymbals and Sang in my crap voice every night and we had a belting time!

I went away for a week's rest and I am now totally knackered!

I'm dreading some of the photos that are supposed to be winging their way to me via email!

Still - Happy Days! :o)))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Sorry for dropping you in it like that Jay OOOOHHH

- should have known it would be like a red rag to a bull! AAAAAAARGHHH

You really need to be at full strength to hold your own (yeah alright - ha ha ha)AT LEAST YOU ADMITTED THAT ONE!!

on here. Hope you`re feeling better soon. (:o) I THINK THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN DISCUSSED

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Very surprised "Jay's Fluid" hasn't been used?

;-)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Jay's Fluid....ho ho ho :))

Jay, What kind of "Wood Stains" are you allergic to? that sorry affliction might mean you have to become a carpet muncher......bummer eh :)))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

(:o|

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

What does that emoticon mean?

A straight face? or is it stern disapproval?

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I am back ! God day time TV is so boring its enough to send me back to work. Back to back talk shows on SKY. Right am here for the afternoon so entertain me ;o))))

Pilgrim, great to talk to you too matie, did I sound sober? Cause let me telll you I wasn't !! ;o))))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Gav,

It was the only thing I could think of to post that couldn't be twisted!!!

(:o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

So you don't like rough treatment Gal? That'll disappoint a few.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Pilgrim,

All that and you only had one multiple orgasm - bummer!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Jay,

Look on the bright side, if the worst comes to the worst at least you have 'a nice finish'!!!

Get well soon.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Cheers Clarky,

Reminds me of a Gav type joke.

How do you give a woman a multiple orgasm - Who gives a sh@t!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Can I just add as a disclaimer that I actually do give a shit whether a woman has an orgasm with me!!

I try my very very hardest to ensure that every woman gets as much out of the experience as I do!!

Sometimes it just doesn't work ok.....I'm not perfect ;))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

How come it always works for men though? No pun intended!

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Nature having another laugh.....

Making an orgasm a necessity so that the species can procreate....but only making it a necessity for half the species....

I reckon Nature is a bloke......

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Yeah men have all the benefits in life !!!!

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000