Just been sent this - Wimbledon (a) BBSers should pay particular attention to #10

Actual English subtitles used in Hong Kong films:
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Answers

You do realise that there are gonna be an awful lot of people who aren't gonna understand that reference don't you Bobster :))))

I of course nearly wet myself :)))

I'd like extra Gluten please!! I reckon I've still got the cutlery that I stole that night somewhere....and a nice lid for a small curry pot if anyone would like it :))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Hugely funny Bobby! Nothing like a good chuckle to start the day! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Whatever happened to those old bbs'ers Dan, Min and Grant eh :))

Hmm that's just made me think of something else!!

Anyone ever heard of Sydrumbumbur (sorry bout the spelling!) since the old bbs went down? I hope we didn't scare him off at the Wimbledon game :))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Gav, if Syrdurm....etc had ordered the glutinous rice chicken he'd have been fine. I'm sure we'll bump into him again, wandering aimlessly and very drunkenly around Victoria Station, having s sly slash in the middle of the concourse and remonstrating with the station staff about the lack of toilets in the middle of the floor.
Good lad, young Jon :-)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000