Did anyone notice that it happened (FUCK!) again? Another ground beef recall due to (ASSHOLE BASTARD!) suspected E.coli (SHIIIIIIIITTTT!!!) inspection.

The company (COCKSUCKING WHORE!) in question is a Georgia food processor who voluntarily recalled over 28,000 (MOTHERFUCKING SONS OF WHORES!)pounds of ground (SHIT!!) beef. The beef was (JESUS H. CHRIST!) packaged in one third burgers and two or four (GODDAMN CUNT!) packages, all sold under the (SON OF A BITCH!) name of Bubba burgers. What kind of grade f moron would (PPFFFFBBBBTTT) buy something called "Bubba Burgers" and seriously expect (ASSHOLE!) a decent, wholesome product?

Still, I suppose that (FUCKING GOD DAMN BASTARD PRICK!) everyone deserves to have safe (SHITHEAD)food. If you can't count on having clean, safe food to eat, what (DAMN IT TO HELL) can you count on?

Here's a link to the CNN story. (DICKHEAD!) What do you guys think? Is our (SHITTY ASS DICK BREATH) only option for safe food irradiation, or can we as American consumers (ASS FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!) expect more than one option in this vital (CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!!! ASSHOLE SHIT FACE!) issue?

Firm Recalls Beef(SON OF A BITCH!)After Possible E.coli Scare

-- Timmy Tourettes (timmy.tourettes@sydrome.com), May 17, 2000

Answers

Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a TROLL out of my hat!

-- Bullwinkle (bullwinkle@moose.com), May 17, 2000.

Not AGAIN!

-- Rocky (rocky@flyingsquirrel.com), May 17, 2000.

Simple solution...

Lay off the meat!

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), May 17, 2000.

If you make "lay off the meat" your regular policy, then I can take your man away from you.

-- Suzy Floozy (me.suckie@suckie.com), May 17, 2000.

Bullwinkle: "Nothin' up my sleeve... PRESTO!

(snicker)

snoozin'...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), May 18, 2000.

"Oh darn, wrong hat!"

Be careful, E. Coli MIGHT just come back and give you a fresh look at his views. He and Elbow grease.

Joss

-- Joss Metadi (warhammer@Pride.of.Mandeyne), May 18, 2000.

Such FOWL language! What a bird!

-- (Cyber@Squat.com), May 18, 2000.

Timmy,

I must say that I admire the way that you have refused to let your dis-ability stop you from living your life. It takes a special brand of courage to break out from the bonds of such a terrible disorder, and I applaud you.

You are an inspiration to us all, thank you.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 18, 2000.

Thank-you (SON OF A BIIIIITCH!!!) Uncle Deedah. It can be difficult to have a (FUCK!) disability. Just last week, I was fired from my job as a helpdesk (FUDGE PACKING ASSHOLE)operator with Microsoft, and I've been very stressd out over finding a (MOTHER OF GAWDD!) new one.

I have to admit that I'm mystified as to how you (DICKFACE DICKBREATH DICKHEAD) knew that I have a club foot?

-- Timmy Tourettes (timmy.tourettes@syndrom.DAMN.com), May 18, 2000.

Guess this means that Church services are definitely OUT for this Sunday?

-- (Nice@Talk.com), May 18, 2000.

For what it's worth, Timmy, I laughed my butt off reading all of your posts. You're a riot! =oD

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), May 18, 2000.

P.S...There are days at work where I wish I had tourettes. LOL

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), May 18, 2000.

Timmy

You're hilarious dude!!! Got me belly-laughing bigtime!!!!!

Very clever.....

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), May 18, 2000.

Timmy,

FUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! ACK ACK ACK SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH! COCKSUCKING WHOREBAG DICKDICKDICK! NASTY-ASS CUNT! GODDAMNIT TO HELL! LIIIIIIIIIICK MEEEEEEEE!

So, all things considered, I guess we agree, Timmy. Loved your post. Keep up the good work.

-- DAMMIT TO HELL (wildeyed@swearwords.com), May 18, 2000.

YoU'rE a FUnnY gUY uNK.... but you need a new inspiration, TiMmY iSN'T iT... try WD40... at least it lubricates...

-- Netghost (ng@no.yr), May 19, 2000.

I never laughed so hard in my life.....good job timmy!!!!!

-- LocknLoad (locknload@hotmail.com), May 20, 2000.