Well are you?

I'm sure as hell missing the BBS and everyone on it. Suffering from sevre withdrawal symptoms.

;( Bye.

Tre

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2000

Answers

NO

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-- Anonymous, May 17, 2000

Haven't you been here then? (-;

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Of course we are Tre! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Galaxy,
Will you be my mam ? There was Tre, obviously in the trough of despond, lonely, at the end of his tether, obviously very close to tears, crying out for a crumb of comfort, and what do those two who even bothered to notice do ? Take the p**s.

Not you but. Immediately there with a comforting word, and a cosmic cuddle. Absolutely heart rending.

So please, please, be me mam. The age difference doesn't mean a thing. We'll make all of the doubters eat their words, so warraboutit, eh ?

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Leave your Mother alone son, it isn't natural. ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

And she's got a BIG BRUTE of a husband with a shotgun and a chainsaw just looking for new victims for his latest snuff movie....and a very shiny head I hear :)))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Oh and course we're missing you Tre.....

Yelli isn't however :)))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Bugger off you lot this is between me and Galaxy.

Howway Gal, there's a load of saddos just about suffocating holding their breath for the outcome of this.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I swear this BBS must be a hard place to live if your a woman.....you come on to talk about football and get hassled by perverts like me all day....

I'm not offering to stop by the way :))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

i was just thinking about you on the way into work this morning Tre (not like that mind, so sit down everybody !!). I was wondering where you'd been of late. You got assignments & exams or what ?

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

`course I`ll be your Mam Pit Bill! Thought I was the resident BBS am anyway. I know, I`m just an old softie, but that plaintive little posting from Tre got me right in the mothering instinct. Just can`t help myself you see!

Think I will nominate myself for the BBS Mother Hen Award! (My husband is always telling me I`m a bit of an old broiler, or is it boiler! Probably both! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Should have read - thought I was the resident BBS mam - oops!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Sorry honey but you can't be my mam......

That would mean that I'd be Yelli's brother and I ain't having that! ;))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Gav - having to sit on my hands so as not to reply to that one! I`m typing this with my nose ! (:o) Ouch!!!!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Well I'm biting my tongue to stop myself from taking this conversation any further! :)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

So Cyberplank, you're now the inventor of "cyber-cuddles".

I hope you're copyrighting all these inventions - I can smell an embryonic e-business here.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Clarky,
Read them and weep. And if you don't stop pickin on us, ah'll tell me mam. So there. :-))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Gav - well I`m biting my tongue........? Thought you might be! Well, you know what they say - `self-control is good for the soul!` Actually, I just made that up! (:o)

Clarky - no, I`d love to take the credit for cyber cuddles, but that one has to go to Pit Bill (cosmic cuddles, in fact)! Love it! (:o) As for `embryonic e business` - wow! Nobody told me you could get pregnant over the internet!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

It's a well known fact that you can indeed get pregnant over the internet if you aren't very careful....

That's what happens when you've had unprotected Cyber Sex....

Personally I always have a rubber cover on my keyboard to prevent that kind of thing....

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Gav,
But how do you guard against being taken from behind working your way through the cyber version of that list of Softie's ?

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

You mean that you can guard against it?!?!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

You can tell there's not much to talk about. Just about every thread is ending up in the gutter! ;-))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Gav,
Only if you don't want to be a willing participant, otherwise just make sure your firewall's been properly inserted.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Tre,

That was a blatant lie from Mr Herron there, I miss you loads and loads!!! xxx

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Come on.....who's posing as Yelli?? cos I know the REAL Yelli hadn't even noticed that Tre was missing.....

I bet it's Sting :))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Galaxy,

I'm lead to understand that you can buy software that intercepts 'cybersperm' and stops them infecting your operating system.
Further, I believe there is a new 'patch' from one of these companies that can even intercept the dreaded Gavilus Maximus cybersperm - so the World can breathe easy again.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Whew Clarky! That`s a load off my mind then! (:o)

Did I detect a touch of the Russell Crowe`s in that posting? I`ve just been reading an article in `Total Film` about Gladiator, and it confirmed my worst fears about this BBS! A three page article, and what immediately registers in my brain (almost as though it is written in neon), but the following:

(this is from a paragraph where they are talking about the fight scenes): Powell, who counts Braveheart among past successes, carried with him a note from Scott: saying `do not lose any more weight, Chunky is hunky`. So Crowe concentrated on muscle tone and working his sword equally with both hands. ` I thought if that was your only weapon, you would swap hands during fighting` he reasons.

Am I a lost cause now..... have I got it, am I infected with the innuendo bug! {:o{

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

ps. Expect the next posting on here from Yelli to read something like:

MOTHER!!!!! }:o0

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

The innuendo was almost certainly in the article deliberately....if I'm not mistaken (yes it does happen sometimes!!) I seem to remember that Tony Scott and his brother Ridley (directors of Aliens, Gladiator and many more top movies!!) are both Geordies and as we well know innuendo is in our blood :))

As for finding a cure for the Gavilius Maximum Cybersperm.....It will return stronger than ever :))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000