It was announced on North West news tonight that Sheri Teddingham has agreed to sign a one year extension to his contract. Despite being free to go under a Bosman, Sheri decided to comit himself to Newton Heath when SAF convinced him that he has no plans to sign another striker and that Sheri has a real role to play at Old Trafford.

Yes, really.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2000

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That's good news Screach, I'd have had major 'problems' if he was further linked with us. The same goes for Sukor (I won 20 quid last night by correctly betting he'd miss 'his' penalty); he's simply a one-footed mercenary and, the Ar$e, quite rightly, don't want to pay his wages anymore!

IMHO, the Ar$e made a major mistake in letting him take that penalty - he'd only been on the pitch a few mins. + his 'heart' is obviously not with Arsenal, please stay away from him Mr. Robson!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000