I've nicked this off the RTG board (sorry), but I've also come across this before (no pun intended).

If you were a porn star, how do you choose a name?

Well, first choose the name of your fitst pet.

Second, choose your mothers' maiden name.

Then combine the two. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

I'm 'Shadow Davenport' by the way. Shadow being a well loved mongrel (again no pun intended).

Curious about the rest of you...

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2000

Answers

'fitst pet' = 'first pet' - I suppose it could have been worse ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2000

We did this on the old Communicata BBS. If this method was to be believed, I'd have been Bobby Charlton. Where did he go wrong, eh?

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2000

it was probably me that suggested it on the old BBS - amnesia setting in again.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2000

Yer all sick Towser Wilson

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2000

Crator Mcnichol , i kid you not !

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

You'll not be suprised to hear that it was actually me that suggested it on the old BBS after being e-mailed it by a friend :))

What was mine....oh yes it was fairly crap...

Spot White......

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Goldie Clarke

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Is nothing sacred ? I've been helping them out for years when they've been busy, as Roger Dobson. You get a hard on just saying it. :-))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Hahaha Goldie Clark is a f*****g TOP NAME!!

I want it :)))

Come on....there's gotta be some more corkers out there!!

Wonder if any of the girls will play along?

Anyone remember the other one (cos I've forgotten) about how you make your star wars name up? I bet I've lost the e-mail with that one in :((

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Stret Bucksyall - good 'ol cowboy name complete with hat

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I think my original one was

Mitzi Ferguson

However times change, pets die etc so now i would be either

Monty Ferguson or

Paris Ferguson.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

OK, I`ll play! Goldie Hunter!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Name shouldn't be changing....it's FIRST pet!! :))

Goldie Hunter....it's definitely got potential :))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Well excuuuuse me.

The Pet of the first part "Mitzi" was the first pet our family had.

The pet of the second and third parts, to wit "Monty" and "Paris" are the first pets my wife and I have, as I believe we got married after the original posting on Communicata.

They are brother and sister cats obtained at the same time.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Hmmm,
Ebony King
Has anyone played the Kevin Bacon game with their P.S name? Can't remember the URL for it so I'm not much good (but Kevin Keegan was the only "movie" star in the IMDB erm database that couldn't be linked - he was in a 1996 sports film called Superstars with Bosnich [porn star in his own bedroom], Sherringham and Graeme Le Saux [cannot mention the sort of genre his films have taken]).
Sorry that was all just noise....still trying to wake myself from the slumber that was MotD live.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Brick Burton

Didn't really have any pets apart from the odd goldfish from the fair ground. But I had a pet brick. Don't ask.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Ploddie Graham!

Sounds like a clan warlord played by Mel Gibson, or alternatively a London constable played by Jack Warner.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Looks like I completely missed the plot with my top entry ooher

Shep Robertson

Now thats more like it

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Err, would you believe Noddy Wadling

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Tobby Turnball I sound about 12 and a boy to boot!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Why am I finding this thread so amusing! It`s had me laughing all morning.

Note to myself: Get out more! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Hi all,

I'm back from my short break.

I can't believe this thread. My mother's maiden name was BUSTON and my first bet was called BUNTIE.

- I'd better go back to Rhodes!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I reckon we should vote on these at the end of the day...

Pilgrim's is pure class mind....it's gonna be a hard one to beat unless anyones mother has the maiden name Shagwell or something :))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Hamlet Harrison

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Definitely, without a doubt, Buntie Buston, up to now.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Ebony King is pretty good as well....

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

When two threads collide...
aye me know, Ebony Kings is a wicked name for da ha porn star. me have bin boneing on dat for ages. a quicrest da test on da hoffice showed dat ha numba of da bitchs did have wicked names too..the fittest bein Pinky Lightbolt

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Buntie Buston? I prefer the Spoonerised version. Or was it Mallaprop? Who cares - next time I meat Pilgrim, he'll be re-named Busty Bunton. They're all the same these bords from Ashington. Phwaaarrr!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Busty Bunton.....isn't she one of the Spice Girls?

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I'd have been Fitz Falcus......and before Screacher starts....no not Fats Filcus............

I've got another of these where you use the first letter of your first name and first and last letter of your surname to get a new 'stage' name. I will find and post some time

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

".....next time I meat Pilgrim, he'll be re-named Busty Bunton."

So what will your butch monika be Screach?

Come on now, don't be coy, share it with us!

Sorry mate, just couldn't resist it.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Oi Clarky

Just you leave wor Monika oot of this........

.........cue ITK

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Howay man Screach....

Yer keeping us all in suspenders here about your?!?! it must be a corker for you not to want to share it!!

Rusty Shaftoe or something?

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

At a guess it has to be something like Privet Parrts

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

If he doesn't come (fnar fnar) clean about it soon I'm gonna start a new thread asking for suggestions on the most appropriate porn name for him ;))

Could be it's......Fluffy Rimmer....but I'm certain I can think of worse :))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

How - are ye's lot blind or just f***in' stupid? Aah posted it reet at the start ye daft b*gg*rs.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Ahh...proof that certain things do make people blind! ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Shit!! and I was having such fun picking on you:((

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

What's the smiley for stamping your foot, cos Screach could've saved a load of typing ? :-))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Mm. Holly Hall.

This went round at work, and one of the lads (who's a long-suffering Wednesday fan) has the best I've heard.....Rex Hardaker.

Marvellous

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I wondered how long it would take before they saw the Bobby Charlton reference..............!!!!!!!

Now as he brought up Moniker.......how about Screacher for here on being know as Moniker Mantlepiece.....cos he's alwasy got a smirk on his clock.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

'ere Stu,

I think there's something very queer about you!

Busty Bunton?????

You've never been right since you went to the Spurs match wearing those red stilettoes.

Still I'm not one to take offence, no I'm not, honest - You BASTARD!

If my BBS monicker was an anagram of Cher C. Arse I'd be a bit more careful! Somehow that reminds me of an earlier thread..... Ah I know, from now on you shall be known as Cheery Littlebottom!

See you in the pub. (:-}})

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Sparky Yould named after my budgie!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Oi Busty

Cheery? Oh!

Watch it. It's been just great on here while you were away in Rhodesia.

Pub? When? Must be your round. Bring the photos.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Gav,

"Hahaha Goldie Clark is a f*****g TOP NAME!! "

Surely you meant 'Top f******g Name'? :-)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Softie,

That's exactly what I meant! :))

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Coogee Alderson

(promising start, let down by a dour Tyke surname !)

While Bunty Buston gets a high commendation, my vote so far goes to Steph's 'Noddy Wadling'. Oh yeh I can definitely see this stallion, ably supported by his good mate 'Big Ears Pumping', drilling a few pixies while the seedy music plays in the background. Yeh baby yeh ! Carry on amongst yourselves - I'll be back in a short while ...... :op

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000