Featured in so many threads on the former bbs :-)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

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Softie,

I thought of another breast term the other day to add to that that thread you started :))

It's from Dumb and Dumber if I remember correctly? but I love it all the same....

Look at the funbags on that hose hound!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Fwoop! Fwoop! Snik! Snik!

Lady bumps :-)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

I kinda like -

sweater nuts

top bollox (from Men Behaving Badly)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Scania wheel nuts

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Oh god I have stumbled onto the men being sad thread!!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

No, Jay we're not being sad, just improving our vocabulary 8-)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Improving your vocabulary by coming up with 100 different words for breast. Yep thatll work. ;o)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Hey that's not a bad idea...

We could create a new sitcom called Men Behaving Sadly.....we'd all get parts in it of course ;))

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Gav mate you will be in the lead role!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

The lead role....moi? but I haven't even had a chance to get on the casting couch yet!!!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Why use a casting couch, when you can use a bench outside a nightclub??? ;o))

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

God it wasn't you was it?

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

No mate you would remember me !!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Hahaha you obviously DON'T know me then!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Memory like a errr whats it called ohhh bugger I cant remember ahhh sieve thats it!! ;o)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

his news is almost as good as Red Wine lowering cholesterol. It came from the New England Journal of Medicine: Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well- endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. Dr.Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There is no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Fabulous news! You've absolutely made my day. Even though I'm more of a bum man 8-)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Sorry but I can't help LOL at this thread, men will believe anything!!! :o))))))))

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

I have been doing my daily exercise all day today?!?!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Jay,

Oh aye, and which gender fell for (I won't say swallowed!) that story about a certain bodily fluid being so good for the skin? ;-) Can't imagine who gets the best out of that particular exchange...

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

SHUT UP SOFTIE!!!!

It's true ladies....ignore him.....all the protein is really really good for a healthy, younger looking, glowing complexion.....

Just cos he's married! doesn't mean that he has to spoil the fun for the rest of us!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Yes I hear men use it themselves all the time !!! ;o)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

I have it on good authority that the only sure-fire way of shifting some unwanted pounds off the hindquarters is by being taken roughly from behind when trying to:

a) clean the bath
b) do the washing up
c) cook your man a lovely meal, bless him
d) clean the house in your underwear
e) open a beer for him while he watches Match of the Day

I'm sure there are others if anyone remembers them ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Loading the washing machine.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Can I take this opportunity to combine a message on this thread with one on the Jonno thread and wish him "aal the breast, bonnie lad".

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Thanks for the mammary of the old BBS, Softie.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

So according to medical research you can stare at breasts but can't have a stroke? That's not fair - too much stick not enough carrot.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2000

Ha ha ha!!! Nice one Scratchy!

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2000

read in the BMJ (as one does) that large breasted women exude pheromones (dodji spella ??). The resultant effect on men in close proximity is to relax muscles in the neck and below the eyes and often combines with a loss of balance. The head goes forward, eyes look down and when falling towards said amply chested lady they react to break their fall by thrusting out their arms .......

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

That's what I told them in Court! B*stards never give a man a break!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Softie, with ref. to your previous thread on "tummie wipes", Gav's theory would imply that your midriff shows "a healthy, younger looking, glowing complexion....."

Whoops :7)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Quite right, and thanks to using Niceday's 'Panos Limpiapantallas' my tummy now reflects harmful UV rays and my pubic hair isn't nearly so prone to static build-up, which has to be a plus ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000