Match Number 20

7 February 1998, West Ham at SJP: we lost 1-0. Lazaridis on 16 minutes. Shearer was nowhere near recovered and was trying to forge a partnership with Andersson at the time, as opposed to now when he is trying to forget his partnership with Andersson (ho ho ho, I'm killing me).

Points Given 2 Griffin 2 Tomasson 1 (sub) Peacock 2 Pearce 2 Pistone 2 Batty 1 (booked) Lee 2 Speed 2 Gillespie 2 Andersson 2 Shearer 2

With a miserable performance like that, I am glad to say that the average scores for this game are extremely low - as they bloody should be.

Results: Match 20

BBS Premier Corinthian League

T Goons	0-1	Ath B'worth
Toon Trag	2-1	Bar Samba
W'end OB	1-2	Brdo Utd
W'stck Co	2-0	Bor C'bch
Pil Con	1-3	Brwry Drp Utd
Steph Sup	1-0	HTIN?
TFKASS	0-2	Mac Mar
ITKHWB	0-1	Min Acad

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Spayne	1-2	Bax Bas
G'gate	0-1	Bla Rac
TSW	4-3	Ceptic
Y Yobs	5-2	Che Chop
PPP	0-1	Dud Boys
PLU	5-1	Dunc's D's
Q Mech	1-1	How Har
Real Z	4-1	JHP

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Athletico Backworth	15	2	3	42	22	20	47
2	Steph's Superstars	14	1	5	41	23	18	43
3	MinesaS&N Academicals	12	1	7	43	24	19	37
4	MacBeth's Marauders	12	1	7	37	29	8	37
5	Brewery Droopers United	12	1	7	36	29	7	37
6	Beardo United	11	0	9	37	30	7	33
7	Toon Tragedy	11	0	9	32	27	5	33
8	Wallsend Old Boys	9	4	7	30	25	5	31
9	Barton's Samba	10	0	10	32	27	5	30
10	Toon Goons	8	1	11	25	36	-11	25
11	Pilgrim's Converts	7	3	10	39	40	-1	24
12	Woodstock County	8	0	12	27	39	-12	24
13	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	6	3	11	26	33	-7	21
14	How Toon is Now?	7	0	13	18	44	-26	21
15	TFKASS	4	2	14	22	41	-19	14
16	The ITK Heaton World Beaters	4	1	15	19	39	-20	13

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	16	1	3	48	22	26	49
2	Duncan's Disorderlies	13	1	6	39	23	16	40
3	Howdon Harriers	11	3	6	38	23	15	36
4	The Stellar Warriors	11	1	8	35	30	5	34
5	Quantum Mechanicals	10	3	7	37	27	10	33
6	Jessie's High Pants	11	0	9	42	36	6	33
7	Yelli's Yobs	11	0	9	42	38	4	33
8	Real Zaragossy	10	1	9	39	35	4	31
9	Spayne	10	0	10	34	30	4	30
10	The Gallowgate	8	3	9	20	28	-8	27
11	Pete's Porkie Pies	9	0	11	19	31	-12	27
12	Blaydon Racers	8	1	11	27	32	-5	25
13	Baxter Basics	7	1	12	30	46	-16	22
14	Ceptic	5	3	12	21	33	-12	18
15	Dudley Boys	6	0	14	19	45	-26	18
16	Chevy's Choppers	4	2	14	34	45	-11	14

Fixtures: Match 21

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth	Vs	Toon Trag
Bar Samba	Vs	W'end OB
Brdo Utd	Vs	W'stck Co
Bor C'bch	Vs	Pil Con
Brwry Drp Utd	Vs	Steph Sup
HTIN?	Vs	TFKASS
Mac Mar	Vs	ITKHWB
Min Acad	Vs	T Goons

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bax Bas	Vs	G'gate
Bla Rac	Vs	TSW
Ceptic	Vs	Y Yobs
Che Chop	Vs	PPP
Dud Boys	Vs	PLU
Dunc's D's	Vs	Q Mech
How Har	Vs	Real Z
JHP	Vs	Spayne

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Answers

Some serious Rennie and Harris (not to mention D'Urso) refereeing today. Batty should have been banned, and Given should have received 1 point for the dodgy goal difference...still, worse things happen at sea.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Softie

Is the random number generator used to pick the thread titles as well?

That could confuse a stupid person ... (-;

Lest we forget :-

After the pleasure of yesterday's real game vs Arsenal, today's BBSCL game is a chilling reminder & sends a shudder down the spine to think just how bad we became during that period. Whenever I feel depressed now, I think I'll look back on this game (or almost any other from that season) and reflect on how good life really is ...

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

hey my boys are on a bit of a roll!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Woosh!!!!! We`re movin`on up!!!!!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

"With a miserable performance like that, I am glad to say that the average scores for this game are extremely low - as they bloody should be."

So the fact that Real Z got four is really telling me what a cr@p side we are. Sigh...

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

how long is my losing streak?

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Looking forward to the relegation 6-pointer...

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000